Alien pitstop? (Skeptical humour)

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Brian
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Alien pitstop? (Skeptical humour)

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[...]Mr Cohen, it seems, has come by an amazing piece of video that ‘might be amongst the best proof we have that we are indeed being visited by aliens coming to us with a message of hope.’ The footage was taken in the Brazilian jungle by British tourists and ‘handed over to US secret agents’, the Brazilian government apparently having some kind of agreement with American spooks to obligingly do that kind of thing. It is unclear who then handed it on to Mr Cohen. We know for certain that the footage is Top Secret because it has a title card that says ‘Top Secret’ on it.
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Here’s a better resolution closeup. That’s the ‘mesmerising light’ over on the right – it’s gotta be his spaceship, right? So he’s parked it and has wandered a little way away behind a tree, and… well… it’s a bloody LONG WAY from Zeta Reticuli!
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I can picture the captain of the alien spacecraft reprimanding his crew for not weeing before they got onboard to travel to Alpha Centauri, forcing them to make a relief stop here. The crew, of course, is young and hasn't developed their ability to plan ahead, and they weren't accustomed to the effects of Rigelian ale.
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