College student exams

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College student exams

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When I was a university student I had a few experiences of seeing fellow students in three-hour end-of-term exams who were obviously desperate to pee and having trouble hanging on until the end of the exam. In theory they could put their hand up and ask an invigilator to escort them to the toilet making sure that they had no access to notes or books after seeing the exam paper - except, for some reason, that no-one would be allowed to leave "during the first half hour or the final ten minutes" of the exam. But outside that period I think most of the male students, if they had got caught short, would either sacrifice their exam credits and leave the exam early or they would hang on grimly to the end. It was just too embarrassing to have to ask to be escorted out. (I thought the same. On the one occasion when I remember being desperate myself during a three hour exam, I just held on and only just made it to the end with dry pants.)

As mentioned, I saw various desperate guys squirming on their seats near me during those exams. But one incident particularly sticks in my memory. And I'll describe this one now.

I remember that for this exam we were all in the Great Hall, with seating for several hundred students, mixed in with other students taking all sorts of different exams. Some of the exams were 3 hours, others just 2 hours, so after two hours a large group would be leaving quietly while the rest of us carried on. We were seated at random by drawing seat numbers from a bucket at the door to reduce the chances of cheating.

I got seated at my random spot, and a young male student was assigned the seat to my right. He was wearing an open-neck white shirt and stone grey jeans which were pretty trendy at that time. Hundreds of others were also all sitting down, the invigilators were on the podium preparing to start the proceedings, and at this point I caught the guy's eye for just a moment. It's funny, we had never met or anything, but he was looking straight at me, and I just got the strong impression that he was thinking "Oh, no..." as if a very awkward thought had entered his mind and he was wondering what to do. And, despite not having any serious evidence to think this, I thought: has he suddenly realised he needs a pee, and is he wondering if he is allowed to dash back out of the hall before the exam starts?

Well, my strange hunch turned out to be absolutely true. During the subsequent one hour and 45 minutes I was treated to a progressively more intense display of desperation from this guy. He was clearly doing the type of exam where you have to write a lot, essays I guess, and while writing he was not sitting still at all. It started in earnest after maybe a half hour, and from this point he was scissoring his legs - just slowly, but intensely, clearly straining to hold on while he wrote. And sometimes he'd emit an audible sigh and then cross his legs, only to uncross them and continue with the scissoring shortly afterwards. I couldn't concentrate on my own exam at all! What I didn't know, and still don't, was whether he was taking a 2-hour exam or a 3-hour one. What I did know at the time was that if it was a 2-hour exam he probably wouldn't last to the end, and if it was 3 hours he certainly wouldn't.

Well, the squirming and sighing became more and more pronounced as time went on. And then, after one hour and 45 minutes, he abruptly stopped writing, stood up, and made a loud noise with his metal pen case, audible throughout the hall, as he frantically gathered up his papers and other things and rushed out to hand in his exam and leave. I can't be sure, but I think he had actually started to pee himself, judging by the sheer suddenness of his exit and the state he had been in beforehand.

He was almost too late leaving the hall for another reason. A few minutes later an invigilator on the podium announced that there were 10 minutes to go before the end for those taking 2 hour exams, and therefore no-one could leave the hall during those 10 minutes. So if this guy had not left when he had, he could have been trapped in his seat for 10 more minutes at a point when he clearly could not hold on any longer.
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A memorable sighting! In my college experiences, most exams did not exceed two hours in a single sitting, though even then, if one's bladder is full of coffee (consumed to be alert for an 8:00AM exam after studying all night), two hours can seem like an eternity. I do recall one classmate who turned in his exam halfway through and raced out, and though I presumed it was to pee, I didn't know him well enough to ask later on. He wasn't doing well in that class anyhow!

Depending on their study, work, social and drinking activities, college students often develop very tolerant bladders. They don't take the time to pee when they could, and holding becomes second nature to them.
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Oh yes, been there done that so many times!

I remember one exam many years ago at Uni, after we’d finished the exam and we’re heading out I was with my group of mates chatting about the exam as you do. Anyway, we got outside the room and one friend just straight out announced “I’ve been dying for a slash for the last hour, where are the gents in here?” everyone laughed and a few other’s said they could do with one too.

The exam was in a building in a different campus to our normal one, not somewhere any of us had been before, we’d had to drive over too because it was a Saturday morning exam (very uncivilised!). I’d seen a toilet on the way in, so we wandered over but it was only a really small bathroom for disabled or staff or something and there were about 2 guys already queuing up, no good at all.

The desperate friend said something like, “Oh sod this!” and started trotting off out to the door. We followed and were all taking the piss of course, I remember another mate asking “Do you really need a wee ‘R’?” and he replied “I need to piss like a Fucking race horse!”.

Anyway, after a short walk along the corridors I found another of the small toilets and most of us piled in, I think there were two urinals a stall and a sink (it was the sort of building where there are many smaller bathrooms rather than one big one as was more common in our normal section of campus).

The first three of us took up positions at the two urinals and someone else went into the stall, unfortunately ‘friend R’ was the last one in as he’d been shuffling along quite slowly clutching his crotch much to our collective amusement.

He wasn’t best pleased, “You fucks!” which just added to our laughing, but then the friend at the Urinal to my left just said to him “Just piss in the sink R if you’re that desperate!” which caused even more laughter amongst the three of us. But then to great laughter (and my delight), he walked up to the sink and proceeded to pull his cock out and take what I can only describe as a massive piss in the tiny little hand was sink. We were in hysterics, even he was laughing by now while continuing to piss violently at the overflow in the sink.

The friend who’d ‘dared’ him to do it, walked over and patted him on the back as he left. I still have that mental image of one of my best friends from Uni holding his cock down into that sink to keep the flow under control. Turns out he was really not shy about getting his cock out to piss in public! We all saw much more of it over the years!!
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That was pretty dramatic, @Def123. Nice that it was all good humoured during that search for somewhere for you all to pee after that exam, but it really sounds as if R got into real trouble during the last hour of his exam. I love how he was last into the toilets and you were occupying them all, simply because he had had to shuffle along clutching his crotch! What a great account. :D
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It doesn't only happen to students. In the school where I teach, exams take 120 minutes.
I was once at school, but didn't have to supervise. I was just there to grade my exams. It just so happened I went to pee right before the end of the 120 minutes. As I was peeing, the bell rang. i finished up, and went to wash my hands.
Just then, collegue darted in, already undoing his pants as he was heading for the urinal. 'That exam could not last two minutes longer', he proclaimed as he passed me. He told me afterwards he'd had too much coffee beforehand, and was on the verge of wetting when the bell rang.
I wonder how often this happens to teachers...
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Aquarius wrote: 14 Oct 2017, 18:20 It doesn't only happen to students. In the school where I teach, exams take 120 minutes.
I was once at school, but didn't have to supervise. I was just there to grade my exams. It just so happened I went to pee right before the end of the 120 minutes. As I was peeing, the bell rang. i finished up, and went to wash my hands.
Just then, collegue darted in, already undoing his pants as he was heading for the urinal. 'That exam could not last two minutes longer', he proclaimed as he passed me. He told me afterwards he'd had too much coffee beforehand, and was on the verge of wetting when the bell rang.
I wonder how often this happens to teachers...
In general, teachers develop iron bladders, or at least habits that allow them to make it through their scheduled classes. In this case, the two-hour exam was longer than the teacher was accustomed to, which explains why he almost got caught short. Unscheduled events, like a school lockdown or other emergency, must occasionally result in a desperate teacher.
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Fred wrote: 14 Oct 2017, 19:00 In general, teachers develop iron bladders, or at least habits that allow them to make it through their scheduled classes. In this case, the two-hour exam was longer than the teacher was accustomed to, which explains why he almost got caught short. Unscheduled events, like a school lockdown or other emergency, must occasionally result in a desperate teacher.
It was a young colleague, in his first year, so he probably just hadn't experienced this before. So it's true what you say about developing habits, Fred. I know that my bladder is very small, so I hardly drink anything before one of those supervisions. But it gave me great pleasure afterwards, imagining that colleague counting down every minute and doing all he could to hide any outward signs from the students. In my fantasy, he didn't always make it... ;)
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Aquarius wrote: 15 Oct 2017, 05:51It was a young colleague, in his first year, so he probably just hadn't experienced this before. So it's true what you say about developing habits, Fred. I know that my bladder is very small, so I hardly drink anything before one of those supervisions. But it gave me great pleasure afterwards, imagining that colleague counting down every minute and doing all he could to hide any outward signs from the students. In my fantasy, he didn't always make it... ;)
I'd love to know what you think would have happened if he hadn't made it and soaked himself while the exam was still in progress. Would everyone in that entire exam room have been aware of it? Do you think it might have made a noise when he did it in his pants? Or was he partially hidden from view and could he possibly have just sat there in his wet clothes, avoided standing up, and just instructed everyone to put their exam papers in the appropriate place and leave while he just waited behind his desk, hiding his accident until everyone had gone out?
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One of my finals in my last year of college took place in a very old building with quite limited facilities (just a single toilet and sink). I remember walking out relieved at having finished my last exam of the semester and finding a line of 25+ men from the exam queuing up to use the mens room. I joined the line wondering if I would see anything interesting and was disappointed that the line moved quite quickly with little incident. As I neared the front however suddenly it came to halt (some of the men needed more than just a pee) and after a few minutes the lad in the front of me who was next to go in began to become visibly desperate, unable to stand still with his hands deep in his pockets before finally knocking on the door. The occupant came out quite quickly after that and and the desperate lad was able to spare his trousers though i wondered at the time just how much longer he would have been able to wait.
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burstingguys wrote: 18 Oct 2017, 00:19 One of my finals in my last year of college took place in a very old building with quite limited facilities (just a single toilet and sink).
My undergraduate years were at a formerly almost-all-female college, and at that time there were no dorms for male students. We rented rooms in various houses in town or commuted from home. The toilets for males were few and far between and in all the old buildings they were located in the basements. This was not very convenient, and one might ask oneself, "Do I really have to go or shall I move on to my next class?" It was quite common for guys to race in for a very long pee, and occasionally we'd have to queue for a minute or two. Had I been more observant, I'm sure I would have noticed some desperation!
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