Spiderman and the bear

[Brian]

"What are you doing in there? Hurry up, man!"

The voice of his similarly-aged friend and flat-mate Tyler Gorden, soaring above the constant rhythmic beat of the music from the party downstairs, was accompanied by a hard bang on the bathroom door as twenty-one year old Steve Gray attempted once again to make the top half of his grizzly bear costume sit properly over the lower half instead of riding up his back and exposing his very non-bearlike torso. "Trying to get the bear costume back on properly, what do you think?" he called back testily.

"I told you that bear outfit was going to be impractical!" came Tyler's irritating nasal tones once again.

"Your outfit is the impractical one! You can't even get in and out of it without help!" Steve retorted as he fiddled again with his furry suit, his hands behind his back attempting to fit the tab of the top half of the bear suit into the elusive button somewhere down his backside.

"Just get out of there and let me in!" replied his friend.

It was true that Steve and their other flatmate Joe had been required to help Tyler into his Spiderman costume before the three of them had headed out to Paul's student party. Tyler's costume was a one-piece, skin-tight blue and red outfit which required first working himself into the tight lycra leggings which ended seemlessly in enclosed compartments for his feet, then putting his arms into the similar openings which ended in equally seemless lycra gloves, before getting his friends Steve and Joe to finish the job by doing up the tiny zip at the back. Just a small pair of sandals for Tyler's lycra clad feet was necessary to complete the outfit. Steve had found himself secretly envious of Tyler's costume when they had each hired their respective outfits from the shop and taken them home to try on. Steve had looked at the Spiderman costume on the shelf before Tyler had plumped for that one, but Steve had already known that he did not have the flat stomach and impressive torso that Tyler did, and his own choice of a big animal costume instead was a necessity rather than have his slight paunch on display in tight lycra. Joe, typically, had not bothered with any kind of interesting costume at all and had merely put on a slightly zany hat to accompany his ordinary teeshirt and shorts in a perfunctory attempt to come in the "creative costume attire" which Paul had requested for his birthday party guests.

The couple of hours the three of them had already spent downstairs had only exacerbated Steve's envy of Tyler and his ability to wear a super-hero costume to the party. While Steve had been silently sweltering in the uncomfortable furry bear costume with its itchy and heavy bear-head which he had sometimes resorted to removing temporarily just to get some air, he had been grumpily watching Tyler enjoying the attention of various women at the party as he lolled around in the skin-tight lycra, showing off his body all the while. The beer they had all been drinking had done little to lift Steve's spirits, and when the girls they had been talking to had finally turned their attention away from hunky young Spiderman and the big bear, Steve had excused himself to run upstairs and deal with what had become a very full bladder. Sensing Tyler taking the same opportunity behind him, and unsurprised about that since Steve had noticed Tyler squirming about on the sofa next to his female admirers during the previous quarter of an hour, Steve made sure to get into the single-occupancy bathroom upstairs first and lock the door leaving his lycra-clad friend outside while he negotiated the intricacies of his bear suit and successfully relieved himself into the toilet.

Tyler's impatience from outside the door now and his jibe about the superior quality of the Spiderman outfit to Steve's own get-up was enough to make Steve snap back irritably. "I won't be a minute, try exercising a bit of patience for once. The real Spiderman doesn't holler outside bathroom doors because he's wetting his pants, you know!"

"I'm not wetting my pants, I'm just saying hurry up!" came Tyler's whining reply. He might look like a super-hero at the moment, thought Steve, but he sounded just like the slightly immature undergraduate student flat-mate that he was.

Without taking any pity on his apparently desperate friend, Steve nonetheless completed his task with his bear suit within a few seconds, checked his reflection in the bathroom mirror, then unlocked the door and emerged. Spiderman was holding himself in his lycra-clad groin, Steve noticed, which was typical for Tyler who always seemed to wait until the last minute before going to the toilet, and Steve then felt a rough shove on the shoulder of his bear costume as his friend pushed him out of the way in the door-opening and plunged straight inside the bathroom. Steve shook his bear-head to himself, then dismissed the irritating super-hero-clad flatmate from his mind and descended the staircase. Most of the people he and Tyler had been talking to had moved to another room, Steve noticed, but a familiar face was looking up at him slightly anxiously from a chair near where Tyler had been regaling the girls earlier.

"Where is it?" Joe asked Steve as soon as he judged that his flatmate, whose eyes where hidden in the massive brown costume head, must be looking at him.

Steve plonked himself down on the arm of Joe's chair. "First door you come to at the top of the stairs. But Spiderman's in there at the moment."

Joe groaned slightly and massaged himself through his blue shorts. "Then I'll have to wait half an hour as usual," he grumbled, referring to the lengthy time Tyler typically kept their toilet occupied back at the flat.

"It's okay, he only needed a piss," said the bear.

"He's not the only one, I'm bursting."

"Well, go out into the garden and find a bush or something," said Steve.

"What, in front of the girls out there?" replied Joe, grinning at the place where the eye-holes in his friend's bear suit would be. "Jesus, man, I'm not that desperate. Well I am actually - aaah. I got stuck on that bench over there in between Cindy and Sheila with all that beer inside me, and they've only just gone out for some fresh air. What is it about parties where you can't take a leak when you need to? I always have this problem!" He squirmed around a bit on the seat, partly putting on a demonstrative show for his friend but also in genuine discomfort.

"He'll be out in a moment, going back to saving the world," Steve reassured him drily, but several minutes then passed as the two friends chatted on without Tyler's reappearance.

"Are you sure he's just having a piss in there?" said Joe suddenly. He stood up and wrapped his hand around his groin, confident that only his friend in the bear suit was watching him. "I've gotta go!"

"If I was you I'd stand outside the door in case anyone else decides to go in and you lose your place," said Steve. "Tyler was doing that to me. You have every right to bang on the door and shout at him to get him out of there."

"Yeah, I've got to, I don't have any choice anymore," said his friend, and with that he left the bear still sitting on the arm of the chair and scurried off to the foot of the stairs. "Oh, there you are," he then added, addressing someone who was coming down. "Didn't you flush the toilet?" he added, referring to the fact that the noise of the flush, for which he had been listening out for the previous five minutes in anticipation of his turn for relief, had not occurred. "Have I got to do that for you as usual?"

No further exchange was audible between Tyler and Joe as the latter scampered up the stairs, but Steve took the opportunity to waylay his friend in the Spiderman costume and smooth over any annoyance which Tyler might have retained following their irritable conversation through the locked bathroom door some minutes earlier. He moved briskly to where Tyler was appearing in the doorway. "Alright mate?" he enquired affably.

"No I'm not, I'm going back home," was the surprising response. "Not feeling too good."

Steve stared uncomprehendingly at his flatmate in the blue and red super-hero suit, then after a sudden thought that perhaps he might have delayed his friend too long when he was trying to re-attach his bear costume in the bathroom, he looked at the lycra around Tyler's groin. This showed no trace of any leakage from the super-hero saviour of the world which it was enclosing, so Steve abandoned the momentary notion that the reason for his friend's sudden change of heart about the party might be that he'd had a little accident. Steve decided to take on a helpful and sympathetic attitude. "Well, I think I've had enough for one night too," he said. "I'll come back with you."

"You two going already, then?" came a voice from behind them. Paul, the party host, had evidently overheard their exchange. "That's a shame."

"Yeah, it's been a great party Paul," said Steve. "But I've got an early course tomorrow morning, need some sleep. Come on, Tyler."

Tyler nodded and turned towards the front door but then stopped and turned back. "Oh wait, damn, Joe's got my wallet. He's in the toilet. I can't go on the bus without my travel pass."

"Hah, I told you your outfit was impractical!" said Steve triumphantly.

"What's the problem with his outfit?" asked Paul.

"It hasn't got any pockets!" said Steve. "This skin-tight lycra is all very well, but you can't carry your things around with you!" He slapped Spiderman playfully on the side of his pelvis where there would be a pocket on any normal clothing. To Steve's disconcerted surprise, Tyler responded by immediately shrinking back away from Steve and walking slightly on the spot as if was bursting for a pee, which was obviously not the case considering that he had just been in the toilet. "Sorry, man," added Steve, anxious not to annoy his friend any more. "Your outfit is great, actually," he offered generously.

"Yeah, you had all the girls looking at you earlier," said Paul to Tyler. "Cool costume. Better than mine," he added, referring to his own naval captain's outfit and apparently just as anxious to compliment Spiderman and keep on good terms with him as the latter's flatmate had been.

Tyler however seemed unwilling to join the chat about costumes and turned abruptly to head back up the stairs. By this time a noisy stream of piss could be heard from inside the toilet, even from downstairs where Paul and Steve were waiting. Joe was evidently releasing a full bladder into the toilet. Tyler, however, was in no mood to wait for him to finish and called through the locked bathroom door. "Joe, I'm going home, I need my wallet now!"

Paul looked quizzically at Steve in his bear costume. "Can't he wait for the man to finish up first?"

Shortly afterwards, still having given Joe barely enough time to finish relieving himself but clearly successful at having induced him to unlock the door, Spiderman re-appeared in front of the naval captain and the grizzly bear who were still chatting at the foot of the stairs, his wallet now in his hand. "I've gotta go, thanks for the party," he muttered to Paul as he pulled the front door open.

"Thanks Paul, see you again," added the bear as he followed his red-and-blue lycra-clad friend out into the street.

"What is it, Tyler, why aren't you feeling okay?" said Steve as he jogged to catch his friend up, the heavy bear costume slowing him down but the need to ascertain what his flatmate's problem was taking priority.

"Nothing. Quick, we can catch this bus," replied Tyler tersely, referring to a double decker which was rounding the corner. The spectacle of Spiderman and a large grizzly bear sprinting towards the bus stop and gesticulating was sufficient to induce the driver to pull in and stop. A buzz of amused and impressed comments from the bus passengers greeted the unlikely pair as they jumped on board and headed towards a free double seat, the bear apparently taking charge over the super-hero and leading him to their seats.

Steve sat down then watched in bewilderment as his friend lowered himself into the seat next to him, still panting from the exertion of their sprint to catch their bus, but then stood up again, one blue and red gloved hand supporting himself on the seatback in front and the other jammed around his lycra clad groin squeezing himself and whimpering under his breath. "Tyler, what's the matter?" said the bear within earshot of various other inquisitive passengers as Spiderman seemed to shudder and then give up whatever struggle he was enduring. Complete silence ensued as both the bear and several groups of astonished strangers watched the red and blue lycra underneath Spiderman's gripping hand start to darken in a spreading wet patch on the front, followed a few seconds later by a much more rapid streak down Spiderman's right leg. A few squeaks and snorts of mirth ensued from several of the less sympathetic passengers as a puddle quickly formed around the sandals which Spiderman was wearing and a clearly audible splattering sound started up as Spiderman's bladder completely gave up the ghost and released its contents through the lycra and onto the floor of the bus.

***

"You need to get that wet Spiderman suit off before you get a skin rash. Come into the bathroom and I'll help you out of it." Steve had discarded his own uncomfortable bear costume straight onto the floor as soon as he and his friend had walked through their front door and was standing just in his undershirt and briefs. Normally he would have felt self-conscious about this in front of Tyler, Steve's figure and dimensions being of a less athletic nature than his friend's, but the sight of Tyler standing there in a sopping wet Spiderman suit melted his heart and made such body-image anxiety and comparisons completely superfluous. He put his arm across the shoulders of his friend and hustled him into their bathroom. Steve still had no idea why Tyler had wet himself in his Spiderman costume so soon after going to the toilet at Paul's party, but Tyler was clearly in no mood to offer any explanations and practicality was what was needed now.

"It's a great costume, you know," said Steve as he stood behind his friend and gently unzipped the back. "It's washable too. Good thing I didn't piss in the bear suit. That would have been expensive. But you looked fantastic at the party."

"No it's fucking not a great costume!" replied Tyler suddenly and resentfully. This outburst, completely unexpected, took Steve by surprise.

"But it is a brilliant costume. Cindy was eyeing you up, you know. You were a hit as Spiderman."

"No it fucking isn't brilliant! I'm going to demand my money back!" Tyler grabbed angrily at the shoulders of his costume as soon as Steve had pulled the zip down his back, pulled the lycra off over his arms, then resentfully pushed the rest of it down over his legs so that it was lying in a sodden wet heap around his ankles. His white briefs, now on show and obviously soaking wet, dripped slightly onto the lycra suit on his feet. He shivered slightly as he released a small arc of pee straight through his white undergarment and onto the floor.

"Don't piss on the floor, man," said Steve gently.

Tyler angrily pulled the soaking leggings off his feet, walked over to the toilet, pulled his dick out and relieved himself noisily in front of Steve.

"Why do you want your money back? What's wrong with the Spidey suit?" asked Steve as Tyler put himself away and punched the button furiously to flush the toilet.

"What do you think?" replied Tyler testily.

He then grabbed the red and blue one-piece suit from the floor, worked his fingers so that the crotch of the suit was on show and shoved this under Steve's face.

"It doesn't have a pee opening! I couldn't get my pecker out when I needed a fucking piss!"

[SimonWater]

What a great story!
I love the fact that Tyler always waits to go to the toilet until it’s almost too late, those people are my favourites. I imagine the moment he stood in front of the toilet and realised he wouldn’t be able to pee
Steve would surely have assisted him in getting the zip at the back undone but if Tyler had asked for that, the incredible wetting accident on the bus wouldn’t have happened.
Brilliant how you managed to put so much detail into this story

[Fred]

What a great story!
I love the fact that Tyler always waits to go to the toilet until it’s almost too late, those people are my favourites. I imagine the moment he stood in front of the toilet and realised he wouldn’t be able to pee
Steve would surely have assisted him in getting the zip at the back undone but if Tyler had asked for that, the incredible wetting accident on the bus wouldn’t have happened.
Brilliant how you managed to put so much detail into this story

I, too, love any fellow that waits to pee until the last minute, and I've known a few over the years. As soon as read about the Spiderman costume I knew what the problem would be. A seamless bodysuit looks best, and any fasteners should be on the back, which would require some assistance. In years past I worked (backstage) in amateur theater, and some costumes are very difficult to take off and put on without help. In more than one case the costumer literally pinned the outfit together and the performer would not be able to pee without dismantling it.

[Mullat123]

I love the desperation and wetting in costume stories!! Thank you!!!

[Lee]

I saw this a few days ago but haven’t been able to comment until now.

Great story with super detail. I love the idea of a lad in a costume and unable to undo it. It’s the stuff fantasies are made of!

And to ‘do it’ on the bus … brilliant!!