What is your decision when you need to pee at a pub?

[Brian]

@evergreen I really love your account of your experiences with Mike. It evokes so much of the strong passions which so many of us had in our youth but which we were forced to keep discreet and unspoken.

Oh, and those pub tables with bench seating which traps us there among all our friends so we can't just get out and pee without disturbing everyone - they're iconic! Brings back the memories.

[ThePTNN202]

http://www.philome.la/franzaliquo/peein ... night/play
This is not so fun, but there are multiple endings for you to choose.

Sorry, I know this was posted 8 years ago, just found it, my choices and result below, maybe lame but I wouldn't say this is not so fun, this is absolutely my kind of fun
Just holding out to the point where you know you're gonna have a really good one then going and enjoying it. Only difference, I don't really like crowded joints, there probably won't be a queue for the bathroom, if I do it outside that will be a deliberate choice, not necessity.
Your stream is strong and voluminous like a fire hose. You're kinda impressed with yourself.
WOW. It's still going. You must've been here at least a minute already and you're still peeing. SO MUCH PEE. This is amazing.
And at pubs, I gotta tell ya, I'm usually not the only bloke playing this game
For every pub stainless steel trough I've hosed, or back wall I've pissed up outside, I've seen plenty of blokes do the same and enjoy it, when they step up and exclaim "I've been holding this for ages" or "this is gonna be the best piss" you know there's a good time gonna be had

Maybe you should go to the bathroom and pee now...or you can WAIT til you really need to go and have another beer.
You've had enough of this mind-numbing conversation and thankfully, so has your bladder. You really need to pee now. GO TO THE BATHROOM. Hold it in.
There's a huge fucking line of people waiting to use it now...and you're all the way at the end of that line. Thankfully, one of your friends is right in front of you so, maybe you can skip one person but, will that be enough? Hold it in. GO OUTSIDE.
You get to the pee spot and spread your legs to avoid stepping in the old piss. It doesn't smell great here but, fuck it - you won't be here long. You look around one last time to make sure no one is approaching, unzip your pants and let loose with the pee.

[Fred]

Decisions, decisions. This is my third pint, and I had to pee before I started it. I'm almost finished and I have to go pretty bad, but can I hold it long enough to have another? Then I could have one of those minute-long firehose pisses! I'll hold it.

I don't want to be late for work. I've had three cups of coffee and someone is in the bathroom. Should I wait until they're out so I can pee? No, it's only an hour's drive. I can hold it.

It's 3 AM and I just woke up 'cause I have to pee. But this bed is so warm and comfortable and I don't want to get up. I can hold it until morning.

[ThePTNN202]

Decisions, decisions. This is my third pint, and I had to pee before I started it. I'm almost finished and I have to go pretty bad, but can I hold it long enough to have another? Then I could have one of those minute-long firehose pisses! I'll hold it.

Those pub beer piss holders are also cool. It seems so deliberate, and they enjoy it too
When there's a group of blokes drinking, each eventually going for a piss, but there's one holding strong, still drinking pints despite having not gone for a piss even after all the others have, maybe even multiple times. Maybe there's 2 of them, trying to outlast each other.

Then when they eventually go and you can tell. The urinal is drenched, a massive load of fresh beer piss dripping and running down the stainless steel behind them. Been there when they've stepped up, proudly proclaimed "this is gonna be a good piss" followed by the thunderous sound as their fire hose blasts the stainless steel. Stood there having the "a good piss is better than ..." convo (decide for yourself, but bloke was clearly really enjoying the release of his big held in beer piss )

Or the one that outlasted finishes up, leaves the pub, and enjoys a big unload behind a tree around the corner or on the fence at the end of the alley

[Fred]

There are often unstated competitions at pubs and bars. No self-respecting male wants to be the first one to get up to go to the men's room, and a few will optimistically strive to be the last in the group. Those stainless steel urinals seem to be designed to make a satisfying rumble when hit with a firehose piss.