Desperate lad after the shopping

[danjacob]

It reminded me a hot incident from the last year. Being in the shop while waiting in the line in front of me was a guy who did not stand out at all. But when I was walking to home he overtook me at a pedestrian crossing and entered the lawn where he began to pee. He not even approached the fence!
I wonder how much he had to be desperate to publicly pull out the penis and relieve his bladder where everyone could see him.

Have you seen something like that?

[Brian]

Interesting. It's obviously a fair-sized risk to just start peeing in a built up area like that because he can be arrested, so some sort of "I can't hold it any longer" mentality must have affected him, I guess.

It's rare to see guys doing that in public, but I have had my share of such sightings too. On one particularly memorable occasion I was on a train station platform, just sitting on a bench waiting for a train, when I heard a splattering noise from close by. I looked round, and a young guy was just peeing on the ground within a few metres. He jumped slightly, clearly not having noticed me before. Then he said something inconsequential to me, I think to defuse the embarrassing situation, and I responded in a friendly fashion to indicate that I had no problem with him relieving himself right by me and in full view.

[Fred]

'Way back I posted this, but it's on-topic:

The summer following the construction of my new house, I hired a landscaper who lived nearby to build some low stone walls and reshape the yard. Jay was a redhead, a hot-looking and very friendly guy, and in the hot weather he would strip down to just a pair of cotton shorts. I wondered if he did this for my benefit.

Anyway, he was nearly done, it was 4:00PM, and I offered him a cold beer as an alternative to the spring water that he guzzled all day, and then I gave him a second one. He was about to pack up and leave when an elderly neighbor drove in to admire all the work. Jay courteously led her all around, answering all her questions, and she was there for at least half an hour. Then she got in her car, and she had barely turned onto the road when Jay made a sudden dash for the trees saying, "I've been holding it too long!" He made it only about 20 feet across the lawn before he had his dick out pissing up a storm, and it made a washed-out area on the freshly-raked loam that he had to repair the next day.

He hadn't shown any obvious signs of desperation, but he was clearly on the verge of pissing his pants. Even before the beer, his bladder must have been pretty full, and I guessed that he generally didn't pee on a client's property and would hold it until he got home. He has been good fantasy material ever since.

[Brian]

Hmmm, that's pretty dramatic Fred. Now, if your elderly neighbour had had one more detailed question for Jay before she departed, what would he have done then?

[Fred]

Jay was a strong, young guy (and, I suspect, not unaccustomed to holding his pee) and probably could have held on for another few minutes. But it was like the "proximity effect": as soon as relief was within sight (the neighbor exiting the driveway), the urgency increased to the breaking point. He had just raked and seeded that part of the lawn, so he surely didn't want to pee a crater in it, but he couldn't make it another 20 feet to the trees. That's desperation!

[Adrian6970]

I recall an incident 18 months or so ago when a young lad in his twenties or so popped into a shop in our village and asked if there was toilet. There was no customer toilet and he was refused. I was next out of the shop and a few minutes later I spotted him springing a leak behind a bench which was partially shielded by a hedge. Curiosity obliged me to ask if he was okay but he didn't respond. Had I been quicker off the mark I could probably have offered him the services of my own domestic loo which was only a matter of five minutes away or so. Hindsight is a wonderful thing!

[Brian]

I recall an incident 18 months or so ago when a young lad in his twenties or so popped into a shop in our village and asked if there was toilet. There was no customer toilet and he was refused. I was next out of the shop and a few minutes later I spotted him springing a leak behind a bench which was partially shielded by a hedge. Curiosity obliged me to ask if he was okay but he didn't respond. Had I been quicker off the mark I could probably have offered him the services of my own domestic loo which was only a matter of five minutes away or so. Hindsight is a wonderful thing!

I love this account. It would have been interesting to know if he'd have accepted your offer and gone home with you. Probably the fact that he was bursting to pee and then had to do it behind the bench was a source of embarrassment, as evidenced by him not responding, so would that embarrassment have stopped him accepting an offer to go home with you, or would his desperation have made him accept?

[Fred]

I recall an incident 18 months or so ago when a young lad in his twenties or so popped into a shop in our village and asked if there was toilet. There was no customer toilet and he was refused. I was next out of the shop and a few minutes later I spotted him springing a leak behind a bench which was partially shielded by a hedge. Curiosity obliged me to ask if he was okay but he didn't respond. Had I been quicker off the mark I could probably have offered him the services of my own domestic loo which was only a matter of five minutes away or so. Hindsight is a wonderful thing!

I love this because the young man must have been really bursting to pee. Now, I know that sometimes men of this age put off peeing if they are occupied with other things, but I wonder why he had apparently been holding it so long.

[Adrian6970]

Thanks Brian and Fred. I'd have loved to have known what the 'back story' to his desperation was. As you suggest it might be that he'd been distracted by other things and put off going to pee simply too long. It only occurred to me that I might have invited him to use my loo when it was too late. He might have accepted or not but I'd have felt better for making the offer.

[Brian]

[...]It only occurred to me that I might have invited him to use my loo when it was too late.[...]

I know what you really meant, but I just love the possible alternative meaning to this...