Wetdavid wrote: ↑15 Jul 2019, 13:14
Remember once being on the Amazon on a locally built craft for a sight seeing trip. The guys were selling beers and they were much appreciated in that heat. I went to investigate the toilet to discover to my horror there wasn’t one! The return trip was purgatory and I recall getting off the boat with one hand plunged in the pocket of my shorts for dear life. There was nowhere to go when we got off and I already had damp underpants. I will leave the story of the walk back to the hotel to your imagination!
I can almost feel myself the panicky agony you must have been in. I guess we've all been in a situation like that at some point. Your description of what happened to you is great.