The Master Video List

[Fred]

Google translation: A gang of thieves was captured by the National Police before attacking an optician in Los Olivos. One of the detainees urinated in his pants because he could not resist his urge to urinate. “I really wanted to go to the bathroom,” confessed the thief.

When a group of thieves is setting off to commit a robbery, I doubt that any of them is going to say, "Wait a minute, guys, I want to go peepee first." He isn't thinking about it, and he assumes he'll be able to hold it until after the theft.

[twj731]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8udGn53/

[Brian]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8udGn53/

Love the tone of voice when he says "I don't think I'm going to make it". These in-car desperation clips are always a favourite.

[bearshel]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8udGn53/

I can't view it because I don't have a tiktok account. What happens? Any grabbing?

[pissbaby]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8udGn53/

It's age restricted for me

[Brian]

Yes, I had to make a tiktok account to view it and it was worth doing so. It's a hot looking guy in a t-shirt and flimsy striped trousers/pants, he's driving and evidently being filmed by the front seat passenger. No grabbing, but some major back-and-forth movement in his seat, a panicked "Oh my god, I don't think I'm going to make it" and a frustrated "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!" directed at a driver in front.

Thanks for sharing it @twj731. Great clip.

EDIT: Actually I think he does grab, I was wrong, You can't see it very easily because part of the car is in the way.

[Fred]

Here's something along the same line for those that can access Twitter (X):

https://x.com/urineblaster/status/17353 ... 55250?s=20

[Brian]

Here's something along the same line for those that can access Twitter (X):

https://x.com/urineblaster/status/17353 ... 55250?s=20

This one's still got a (sheepish) smile on his face, but I wonder how long for...

[SoakdBrute]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrtf5AR5e-Y

Short film in which a man is forced to dig his own grave. Kind of a dark comedy genre-wise (although the ending is far from comical.)

About halfway through, the captive asks to take a quick piss before he continues digging, and his casual suggestion (amid sighs of relief) gives his captor the urge to join him.

[Fred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrtf5AR5e-Y

Short film in which a man is forced to dig his own grave. Kind of a dark comedy genre-wise (although the ending is far from comical.)

About halfway through, the captive asks to take a quick piss before he continues digging, and his casual suggestion (amid sighs of relief) gives his captor the urge to join him.

That was a long piss. I can believe he'd been holding it all day. Teachers are used to it.