Briefer Sightings

[Fred]

Heard as I was about to enter Ace Hardware today:

A fortyish burly, black bearded guy with (presumably) wife and young daughter was exiting the store.

Wife to daughter: "We're going straight home now. Daddy has to go to the bathroom."

Husband glaring at wife: "No I don't. I can wait."

Unfortunately, I couldn't easily follow them to hear anything further.

[Brian]

I suppose he'd said he was going to the bathroom and then discovered there wasn't one in the store?

I wonder if later on he regretted not going straight home.

[Fred]

Th rest rooms are way in the back of the store. What caught my imagination was the contradiction. "No, I don't" followed by "I can wait." Perhaps the wife noted a brief dance or a furtive squeeze, and she knew her husband's habits. They may have had more shopping to do, but if she knew he needed to pee urgently - maybe because of a couple of pre-shopping beers - the urgency would become more obvious, and that could be embarrassing.

[SimonWater]

Second sighting in five days - never had that much luck before
I think it fits best to this thread because it is quite brief.

It was about an hour ago, I came back from town and was walking down a side street when I passed a small alley.
I just turned my head and looked into it by coincidence - and spotted a young guy standing close to a lamppost.
I slowed my pace down and saw a strong jet of piss gush against the lamppost. The splattering of it was quite audible too.
The lad wore a grey shirt and white sweatpants and I would guess that he was quite young, early twenties probably, although I couldn’t see his face.
I wish I could have stopped and watched him and I’m sure I would have (for a few seconds at least )
But I couldn’t because there was an older guy at the opposite side of the street and although he was busy with his phone, I’m sure he would have realised, had I really stopped and watched the lad pissing and so I didn’t do it.

[Wombat48]

Second sighting in five days - never had that much luck before
I think it fits best to this thread because it is quite brief.

It was about an hour ago, I came back from town and was walking down a side street when I passed a small alley.
I just turned my head and looked into it by coincidence - and spotted a young guy standing close to a lamppost.
I slowed my pace down and saw a strong jet of piss gush against the lamppost. The splattering of it was quite audible too.
The lad wore a grey shirt and white sweatpants and I would guess that he was quite young, early twenties probably, although I couldn’t see his face.
I wish I could have stopped and watched him and I’m sure I would have (for a few seconds at least )
But I couldn’t because there was an older guy at the opposite side of the street and although he was busy with his phone, I’m sure he would have realised, had I really stopped and watched the lad pissing and so I didn’t do it.

Always difficult to get the balance of watching and discretion lol.

[madius]

Also an older one of the same sort rescued from the old board:

Trains are really fantastic places for desperation sighting. I recall a few summers ago seeing a handsome businessman disgrace himself after waiting 15 mins for a broken toilet to open up (someone had removed the sign!). The stages of desperation as he went from seeming slightly nervous, crossing his legs, knocking, gripping himself through his pocked and knocking loudly again to outright panic as his bladder began to empty itself in the middle of the aisle was an intensely memorable sight. Luckily for him he was wearing dark pants and as soon as he realized he was having an accident he blushed, moved his legs apart and quickly put his briefcase in front of his crotch to conceal the situation. The hissing spattering sound and large pool of liquid at his feet was a bit of a giveaway however and he made for the next car as soon as he had finished his relief.

Do you have a video of this?

[Lee]

Also an older one of the same sort rescued from the old board:

Trains are really fantastic places for desperation sighting. I recall a few summers ago seeing a handsome businessman disgrace himself after waiting 15 mins for a broken toilet to open up (someone had removed the sign!). The stages of desperation as he went from seeming slightly nervous, crossing his legs, knocking, gripping himself through his pocked and knocking loudly again to outright panic as his bladder began to empty itself in the middle of the aisle was an intensely memorable sight. Luckily for him he was wearing dark pants and as soon as he realized he was having an accident he blushed, moved his legs apart and quickly put his briefcase in front of his crotch to conceal the situation. The hissing spattering sound and large pool of liquid at his feet was a bit of a giveaway however and he made for the next car as soon as he had finished his relief.

Do you have a video of this?

“Hold on please, don’t stop weeing yet! I’ve just got to get my phone set up so I can record this… let me get the angle right so I can get the best view!”

[bodgyuk]

I had a sighting today while at the traffic lights.

I noticed this mid 20s something guy waiting for the pedestrian light to turn green behaving slightly oddly, so my attention was grabbed, well so long as the traffic light didn't turn green on my side.

He was slim, tall, with a scraggly ginger beard that looked as though he'd either forgotten to shave that spot for a week or so, or his beard growing skills were lacking. Anyway, he was wearing standard blue shorts, and a blue t-shirt, no visible socks and a pair of trainers.

What drew my attention to him was that while standing there his right hand held some A4 sheets of paper which he kept pressing against his crotch. My view was restricted because I was in the car, and placed behind him, so I could only see the side and his rear.

My attention now piqued, I first thought he was just idly smacking the papers against himself, but then he half turned and stuck his left hand in his pocket and danced around a bit. He then removed his left hand, spread his right leg over the concrete island and definitely did a press and squeeze with his right hand hiding the back of hands by holding the papers in front.

The tell tale movement of the back of the shorts confirmed that he was pulling the front of his shorts up causing the back to move forward. He'd then stop squirm around a bit, do the foot on the island, move his leg side to side at the knee and then recommence the 'hidden' kneading and pulling.

Sadly I was turning right so the lights changed and I had to move off. There is a pub just across the road, so I wonder if he was making a beeline for that.

I wish I'd been level with him so that I could have seen the 'front' action.

[Brian]

Your account is making me wonder if he was also using the sheets of paper to hide some visible leakage. Otherwise hand in pocket might have been sufficient cover. Just a thought, anyway.

[bodgyuk]

Your account is making me wonder if he was also using the sheets of paper to hide some visible leakage.

I hadn't thought of that. I wish I'd been able to view for longer and from a better angle.