Lads Pissing

Whichever way it's certainly an interesting sighting.

Hi
Sorry, haven't been on here for a very, very long time. Got really busy with life. Should interact more regularly.

Been in a couple of situations that really got me going recently, and found myself back here looking at these sites. I've also been posting elsewhere. One might be better placed in stronger interests (I might copy and paste it there incase of mutual enjoyment), I don't know, I've been off here for a while and need to reacquaint myself with these levels of appropriateness.

Anyway, something tame for a reacquainting with this general board.
I got off the train tonight just after midnight. Outer suburban area. Walking across the outdoor car park adjacent to the railway line, there's another dude that got off the same train walking 60-70 metres ahead of me. Medium-large build, smartly dressed, shorts and thongs (we still have hot days here, there's also more context later). Towards the far end of the car park he veers off around behind the fence. Late at night in a train station car park, I think I know what this means, there are no other cars parked along this fence that he's going to. This is an open bar fence with some bushes behind, not really private, hence we wait till we've reached this deserted end of the car park (there were a handful of cars waiting for pickups further back). Half a minute or so later he reemerges, walks to the 1 car remaining at the far end, gets in, and drives off.

Well, whaddya know?
On inspection those bushes behind the fence were wet and dripping
Surprisingly not really anything on the pavement, he's clearly aimed directly through the fence into the bushes and leaves, probably to avoid to much mess not being in enclosed footwear (where other dudes just spray everywhere and leave a mess).

Well, that's it, sorry, pretty lame.
Hopefully I'll have more 'exciting' sightings to write about later.

Hope everyone is doing well

Nice to see you back here @ThePTNN202 and thanks for your account. Makes me wonder how desperate that guy had become in the train. Clearly couldn't make it home without a piss, anyway!

Thanks for sharing that latest sighting.

You're welcome.
Train stations produce good sightings.

Here's a couple of older train station sightings (again probably not brief) and observations that have stuck in memory, archiving in writing while I'm on a bit of a roll:

1.
Regional (country) area train station late at night waiting for the very last train, all station facilities closed/locked, there's a pub across the road.
2 things, there were some young guys mucking around on the platform (the culprits, that likely just came from the pub), and there's also a good looking (keeps in shape, ex army guy) acquaintance of mine waiting to catch the same last train, not someone close enough that I'd engage in anything beyond small talk with, we just know each other in passing from other activities.
Clearly there is security somewhere watching the platform on CCTV, a grumpy voice broadcasts over the loud speaker something to the effect of "To the guys on platform X, have some respect, someone has to clean the station, there are facilities in the park across the road that you could use"
I guess what's happened is that a couple of guys have gone up to the station facilities, found them locked, and just pissed on the door/wall. Whatever, this isn't entirely uncommon behaviour at train stations.
The more interesting part in this instance was that I notice in periphery my acquaintance get up, take a stroll up to the facilities and peer behind the wall, which got me wondering, is he checking out the pissmarks/puddles (there's no other reason to go there, nothing else to see)?
Ever had suspicions someone you know might appreciate similar things?

2.
Outer suburban (my home) train station late one night, bloke gets off right in front of me, walks straight up to the fence on the platform, unzips and releases a nice big pressurised torrent through the fence onto the trees.
I wouldn't say young, probably getting closer to middle age, no obvious signs of urgency leading up to, but he's clearly been drinking (can smell the alcohol) and full.
I wonder how long he's been holding it in on the train, but I'm also struck by the lack of any obvious urgency nor desire for privacy on release. Younger blokes are sometimes more obvious in desperation, I guess older blokes are sometimes more experienced and know their limits (he's done this before, knew he'd make it to the station), anyone have similar observations? Also, late at night, no one else around, I'm guessing maybe if it wasn't so deserted he'd have waited till he left the platform, but there's no one else, just another unassuming looking bloke (me) behind, which means it is OK to piss now, its OK, I don't mind

3. Late at night, these are always late at night, major outdoor interchange station. A bloke (smartly dressed, business attire, I'm guessing heading home from after work drinks) sitting on a bench at the far end of the platform (lucky me, I'm sitting at the same end on one of the opposite platforms), gets up and walks to the open barrier at the end, steps just beyond the barrier, takes stance, its all open, not private, I can still see him backlit from the lights opposite in silhouette. From the silhouette shoots a big stream in a nice big arc, beautifully backlit from the lights opposite, for I guess 20 seconds or so. Finishes, has a shake, tucks back in, comes and sits back on the bench facing across to where I'm sitting. It would have been clear that I could see him, and not just me, there was at least 1 other guy also on the platform near me.
I'm not sure what purpose pissing out in a big arc served, there are no bushes or trees beyond to aim at, its all just going to land on the same cement and rocks anyway.
I don't know, maybe it was an intentional display, maybe he enjoyed pissing in a big arc, seeing how far he could shoot it (OK, fair call, a lot of guys probably enjoy using what they've been given when they can, and why not), and again maybe its safer to do this if there's only other unassuming guys around, or maybe he's just drunk and doesn't care.
Either way, Its OK, it was a beautiful display which I very much appreciated.

4. Far suburban station, late, group of business dudes get off the train, most likely have come from the city (as had I), so would likely have been on the train for about an hour. They begin walking to the exit (I had to remain on the platform to meet a connecting train) but 1 guy from the group breaks off and goes behind a small retaining wall, it's not really private, he's only hidden from the waist down, he can see the rest of the group, and they can see him when they turn around (says something like "catch you in a minute"), and so can I, he's aware of this, but otherwise there's no one else around.
Sound of running water and splashing.
A minute or so later, he leaves, walks to the exit, kind of acknowledging my presence as he passes with a kind of grunt / sigh of relief ('Sorry mate, I needed that, that felt good') and rejoins the group. Of course there's a huge, really huge (dude was holding in a lot) fresh puddle pooled at the base of the retaining.
I wonder how much of the 1 hour train ride he had been waiting, and also kinda wish he's aimed at the wall LOL, I mean dude had enough to thoroughly drench that wall and leave a great pissmark. And the other blokes in the group, considering they've probably all been drinking after work, I would guess that they all split outside the station to go home and its a fair assumption they probably did wees at various places as they walked home too.

5. Outer suburban train station, walking towards the exit. I encounter 2 blokes, business types walking towards me, against the traffic, back onto the platform. I overheard one say something along the lines of "I thought there would be one here". I think I know what they might be looking for (and I know there isn't one on this platform).
Looking back from the overpass after exiting, the 2 blokes had found a small opening between the platform fence and station building, 2 streams shooting through the fence opening into the bushes, side by side, occasionally crossing.
I take from this that they probably actually got off a train (don't know how long they'd been on it) on the opposite platform and one of them assumed that because there were no facilities, there would be some on the opposite side (as that is in fact often how some stations are), but there wasn't, damn.
The 'interesting' aspect was, that had they just gone to other side of the platform building, it is all open, they could have had plenty of space, but instead they'd taken this small spot, where they would have had to be right up against each other.
Its all good, who are we to judge I'm imagining 2 work buddies, just off the train, needing relief, one promising the other 'we'll get it if we just walk over to the other platform', but getting there and realising there's no relief coming. So, then just pissing through the fence, next to, up against each other, enjoying it, crossing streams, having a bit of a sword fight.

6. Waiting on the platform near the big cement overpass pillars. Dude comes up to me and says "mind if I" then winks. I nodded, so he goes around the pillar and I hear a waterfall behind me.

Sorry, long post, all stories relate to observation that there's some kind of mutual understanding about (even enjoyment of) pissing, especially when only other guys are involved, is this true? Its been my observation.
Number 6 didn't really care if I moved away /or could see him or not, it was just a courtesy 'this is what I'm doing'. Likewise, had the situation been reversed, I don't imagine he would have cared, even better he might have said "mind if I join"
And all the others encounters had no shame, minimal attempt to conceal what was being done, at best, I mean, number 3 was an exhibition, showing off.

I'll write up more later, when next I'm 'in the mood'.
Enjoy.

Brilliant list!!

It reminds me of a situation similar to 1 at the local station where I grew up. ‘The Place’ was an underpass linking two platforms, always stank of piss and I saw a few people going there late at night either waiting for or getting off the last train.

And there’s definitely some sort of ‘mutual understanding’ type thing that goes on when a group of guys needs a piss.

Taking the train home is better than driving if he's been drinking, and if it's a long trip, a fellow can get mighty desperate by the time he gets off the train. Once it rains it's all washed away.

ThePTNN202 wrote: ↑30 Mar 2025, 14:18
Here's a couple of older train station sightings (again probably not brief) and observations that have stuck in memory, archiving in writing while I'm on a bit of a roll:

Great sightings, thanks for sharing! I like the way they do things over in Australia

Perhaps the gentleman from sighting #2 was feeling uninhibited from the drink, rather than feeling especially desperate, and didn't mind pissing in the first place he found. Or maybe the fence served for him like a boundary between the paved, civilized zone of the train platform and the vegetation surrounding it, so it felt like the natural place to answer nature's call.

I'm also struck by how many of these stories feature men in business attire. It's easy to imagine them reaching the end of their train rides and stepping out onto the platform, only to realize that the drinks have caught up with them. Getting to splash around on the dirt while they relieve themselves might be a welcome, solitary moment of relaxation as they yield to the temptation to cut loose, after a day spent on their best behavior. If they're with other professionals, the shared predicament of an urgent need to urinate might even be a "great equalizer" between two men who've only known each other in formal settings. Dropping their guard long enough to admit that they're desperate, and resort to urinating in public, is ultimately a bit of a vulnerable experience, even as it might lead to laughter and a shared sense of amusement on their part.

SoakdBrute wrote: ↑05 Apr 2025, 00:09

ThePTNN202 wrote: ↑30 Mar 2025, 14:18
Here's a couple of older train station sightings (again probably not brief) and observations that have stuck in memory, archiving in writing while I'm on a bit of a roll:

Great sightings, thanks for sharing! I like the way they do things over in Australia

Perhaps the gentleman from sighting #2 was feeling uninhibited from the drink, rather than feeling especially desperate, and didn't mind pissing in the first place he found. Or maybe the fence served for him like a boundary between the paved, civilized zone of the train platform and the vegetation surrounding it, so it felt like the natural place to answer nature's call.

I'm also struck by how many of these stories feature men in business attire. It's easy to imagine them reaching the end of their train rides and stepping out onto the platform, only to realize that the drinks have caught up with them. Getting to splash around on the dirt while they relieve themselves might be a welcome, solitary moment of relaxation as they yield to the temptation to cut loose, after a day spent on their best behavior. If they're with other professionals, the shared predicament of an urgent need to urinate might even be a "great equalizer" between two men who've only known each other in formal settings. Dropping their guard long enough to admit that they're desperate, and resort to urinating in public, is ultimately a bit of a vulnerable experience, even as it might lead to laughter and a shared sense of amusement on their part.

In the business world, a busy schedule may not allow for pee breaks even when it may include having coffee with several clients. The shared experience of needing an urgent pee might be a good bonding event, especially if they pee together in an unconventional place. But for some who value formality and decorum, admitting that they need to pee would be avoided if possible. Back in my days of working in an office, there was one salesman who would frequently sprint for the men's room when he arrived, and I managed to be there a couple of times when he took a very long, forceful pee. Unfortunately, he was not the sort of person that I could comment about it.

Just joined and I have a few sightings from over the years that i'd like to share:

I was walking down the street and a man in a suit in his 40s came out a bar, unzipped and began peeing into the street, he happened to be facing in my direction but didn't seem to notice me.

Another time, I was walking through a park. I was heading up a steep hill and a guy further up was peeing downhill, so I saw the stream.

Maybe I'll think of some more if I remember.