Briefer Sightings

[ThePTNN202]

Was walking home last night when a late bus (1 am) dropped off. Seen from a distance, a tradie dude jumped off, only walked a few metres then promptly stepped off the footpath and turned facing towards the fence. Pretty sure I knew what was happening.
I walked back past after he'd gone. This was a cyclone fence (that's what we call them in Australia). The chain link wires were dripping and a nice big patch of wet leaves and damp ground extended well beyond the other side of the fence. I'm imagining he was holding on the bus, and felt better after doing that big wee all across and through the fence.

[Fred]

Was walking home last night when a late bus (1 am) dropped off. Seen from a distance, a tradie dude jumped off, only walked a few metres then promptly stepped off the footpath and turned facing towards the fence. Pretty sure I knew what was happening.
I walked back past after he'd gone. This was a cyclone fence (that's what we call them in Australia). The chain link wires were dripping and a nice big patch of wet leaves and damp ground extended well beyond the other side of the fence. I'm imagining he was holding on the bus, and felt better after doing that big wee all across and through the fence.

When having a few pints with buddies, the responsible thing is to take public transportation home, and a bladder can quickly refill on the way. Holding it in is a challenge!

[ThePTNN202]

Men's business post major sporting event

This is the location with the vague and misleading facility signage I would have talked about elsewhere.
I was there in a professional capacity, but knowing there's usually quite a 'good time' after I certainly drink plenty of water

Crossing the park, dude asks me "do you know where the toilets are?". I do, but of course I just kind of shrug indicating 'I don't know' to see what happens. Given the circumstances (game over, everyone's probably been drinking), it probably looks like I myself could be just walking back from watering a tree.
Given that response, dude walks to some shrubs, unzips, points, and unloads.
Finishes, zips up and walks back, encountering another quite tall bloke walking past obviously looking for 'something' (what the signage promised). I hear the dude that just pissed proudly proclaim "I just had a good piss in the bush", following which this bloke also walks up to the shrubs, spreads his legs and takes a big wide stance, I assume because of his height, to lower himself a bit below top of the shrubs and be obscured should anyone walk past on the other side.
Just then another dude walks into the park heading down the path, but then seeing this bloke facing into the shrubs with legs spread things are self-evident. Dude goes and joins the bloke at the shrubs, and it seems like a nice bonding moment both engaging in a bit of banter as they enjoy spraying the leaves. The tall bloke was still there quite a long time after the other dude had finished and left, maybe he was particularly full.
There was a nice patch of particularly wet and dripping leaves

Later, observed a dude 'scouting locations'. Walked up to a small alcove, hands already reaching down to his zipper, but on realising it was too well lit up, kind of grabbed it and squeezed it a bit (to hold it back). Looked at some trees, repeat, as there were some other people walking nearby. Started heading behind the park bench where I was sitting at the time, repeat, realising I was there (in hindsight I should have just indicated some kind of 'approval' to go behind and piss, see what happens). Later, further up the path behind a building there was a wet mark on the wall and a really big puddle below, I think he felt better after that and hope he enjoyed it

And yes, eventually I hosed a tree trunk too, just after I heard the 'last train in 10 minutes' call, as I had to get that train.
Stepping out just after, a group of 5 blokes came round the corner (I guess also a last minute dash before the trains stopped running). One of the group, who's obviously done this before says something like "the sign points there but its all the way around the back". Within a few seconds I hear behind me the sound of torrents hosing tree trunks and leaves, accompanied by sighs indicating the mutual pleasure I'm sure many sports fans know of having a nice big piss outside after a good game (and drinking session)
Little discretion is required given these circumstances when the company is only other males, no need to conceal intentions from me passing by (well, to be fair, I had just done the same thing, and in the circumstances they probably kind of assumed I had, indeed I kind of hope one of them might have picked the same tree trunk, and seen how high up it I had sprayed, while enjoying their own)

Anyway, mutually enjoying their pisses in parks, sports fans are cool

[Fred]

I don't attend the right kinds of events, so I don't often have these sightings. Sigh.

[SoakdBrute]

Been a while since we've seen you post! Thanks for sharing some great sightings:

Just then another dude walks into the park heading down the path, but then seeing this bloke facing into the shrubs with legs spread things are self-evident. Dude goes and joins the bloke at the shrubs, and it seems like a nice bonding moment both engaging in a bit of banter as they enjoy spraying the leaves.

Nothing better than a friendly chat between strangers doing what every man does sooner or later after a few beers! Some guys just need to see someone else whizzing in the bushes to give themselves permission and water the foliage themselves.

Later, observed a dude 'scouting locations'. Walked up to a small alcove, hands already reaching down to his zipper, but on realising it was too well lit up, kind of grabbed it and squeezed it a bit (to hold it back). Looked at some trees, repeat, as there were some other people walking nearby. Started heading behind the park bench where I was sitting at the time, repeat, realising I was there (in hindsight I should have just indicated some kind of 'approval' to go behind and piss, see what happens). Later, further up the path behind a building there was a wet mark on the wall and a really big puddle below, I think he felt better after that and hope he enjoyed it

Loved the detail on this one. What's a relatively reserved gent to do once he decides he's gotta answer nature's call? When toilets aren't easy to find, he might try to take advantage of his built-in hosepipe and sneak some relief in a convenient place ... only to hesitate and wince in discomfort as he continues his search. Let's both hope he overcame his fear of judgment long enough to drain it all out

And yes, eventually I hosed a tree trunk too, just after I heard the 'last train in 10 minutes' call, as I had to get that train.
Stepping out just after, a group of 5 blokes came round the corner (I guess also a last minute dash before the trains stopped running). One of the group, who's obviously done this before says something like "the sign points there but its all the way around the back". Within a few seconds I hear behind me the sound of torrents hosing tree trunks and leaves, accompanied by sighs indicating the mutual pleasure I'm sure many sports fans know of having a nice big piss outside after a good game (and drinking session)

If you know you've got a train to catch, getting in a quick leak is the sensible thing to do. Facilities in the subway system may be out of service or absent altogether, and even the strongest bladder's going to struggle to hold it all the way home after a few rounds of libations (alcoholic or otherwise.) A group of guys ducking into the foliage to relieve themselves might well contain one or two members who would normally be reluctant to get seen urinating in public, but who join in just to go along, and are surprised how badly they needed it!

[SoakdBrute]

P.S. I would echo Fred's comment, regretting that I don't get to experience many events outdoors, often with heavily male audiences where drink's been had, and the informal etiquette of peeing al fresco that applies. Here in the U.S. (maybe just where I live) it seems we're unfortunately more puritanical and punitive about this natural group tendency than most European countries, or even other English-speaking countries like Australia.

[bearshel]

Men's business post major sporting event

This is the location with the vague and misleading facility signage I would have talked about elsewhere.
I was there in a professional capacity, but knowing there's usually quite a 'good time' after I certainly drink plenty of water

Crossing the park, dude asks me "do you know where the toilets are?". I do, but of course I just kind of shrug indicating 'I don't know' to see what happens. Given the circumstances (game over, everyone's probably been drinking), it probably looks like I myself could be just walking back from watering a tree.
Given that response, dude walks to some shrubs, unzips, points, and unloads.
Finishes, zips up and walks back, encountering another quite tall bloke walking past obviously looking for 'something' (what the signage promised). I hear the dude that just pissed proudly proclaim "I just had a good piss in the bush", following which this bloke also walks up to the shrubs, spreads his legs and takes a big wide stance, I assume because of his height, to lower himself a bit below top of the shrubs and be obscured should anyone walk past on the other side.
Just then another dude walks into the park heading down the path, but then seeing this bloke facing into the shrubs with legs spread things are self-evident. Dude goes and joins the bloke at the shrubs, and it seems like a nice bonding moment both engaging in a bit of banter as they enjoy spraying the leaves. The tall bloke was still there quite a long time after the other dude had finished and left, maybe he was particularly full.
There was a nice patch of particularly wet and dripping leaves

Later, observed a dude 'scouting locations'. Walked up to a small alcove, hands already reaching down to his zipper, but on realising it was too well lit up, kind of grabbed it and squeezed it a bit (to hold it back). Looked at some trees, repeat, as there were some other people walking nearby. Started heading behind the park bench where I was sitting at the time, repeat, realising I was there (in hindsight I should have just indicated some kind of 'approval' to go behind and piss, see what happens). Later, further up the path behind a building there was a wet mark on the wall and a really big puddle below, I think he felt better after that and hope he enjoyed it

And yes, eventually I hosed a tree trunk too, just after I heard the 'last train in 10 minutes' call, as I had to get that train.
Stepping out just after, a group of 5 blokes came round the corner (I guess also a last minute dash before the trains stopped running). One of the group, who's obviously done this before says something like "the sign points there but its all the way around the back". Within a few seconds I hear behind me the sound of torrents hosing tree trunks and leaves, accompanied by sighs indicating the mutual pleasure I'm sure many sports fans know of having a nice big piss outside after a good game (and drinking session)
Little discretion is required given these circumstances when the company is only other males, no need to conceal intentions from me passing by (well, to be fair, I had just done the same thing, and in the circumstances they probably kind of assumed I had, indeed I kind of hope one of them might have picked the same tree trunk, and seen how high up it I had sprayed, while enjoying their own)

Anyway, mutually enjoying their pisses in parks, sports fans are cool

Can we get a description of the crotch grabber, please! Haha

[Fred]

P.S. I would echo Fred's comment, regretting that I don't get to experience many events outdoors, often with heavily male audiences where drink's been had, and the informal etiquette of peeing al fresco that applies. Here in the U.S. (maybe just where I live) it seems we're unfortunately more puritanical and punitive about this natural group tendency than most European countries, or even other English-speaking countries like Australia.

In rural US outside of town, the standards are more flexible. When your flushing water is pumped from your well, males frequently pee outside until there is snow on the ground. Beer drinking males almost always pee in their back yards. Many gallons of water saved! My town has an annual "old home day" with events and booths scheduled throughout the day. They do set up a pair of portable toilets, but because there's woods adjacent to the field, men are expected to relieve themselves there.

[ThePTNN202]

Can we get a description of the crotch grabber, please! Haha

OK.
Aussie surfer dude type, early 20s, cap on backwards over a head of nice curly dark hair, black shorts, white sneakers.
Type of dude that I'd usually expect might be indifferent in those circumstances. He was alone, so attempting to find somewhere discreet. Though it was obvious what he was trying to find it for, so had there been a group dynamic, other guys already peeing in any of those locations, he probably would have just joined in.

Anyway, the wet mark and huge puddle around the corner later implied he managed to find somewhere and unloaded. And I sincerely do hope it felt good for him

[ThePTNN202]

Tonight at the pub with soccer club dudes - brief outdoor sightings.

Known location for 'it' (been in the news, a year or so ago, resident complaint of people peeing in the driveway). Intersection with a couple of pubs on either side, several dark alleys, alcoves, side streets, and driveways running off. Pubs often frequented by some local soccer teams, tradies, visitors from north (UK/Ireland), generally demographics that seem inclined to enjoy a good drunk piss, or are nonchalant about peeing outside.

Tonight, about dusk, a group of soccer dudes comes around the corner and prepares to pile into a big car (and go home I guess). Probably been drinking post practise or whatever (hopefully not whoever is driving). Just before they start piling into the car, one dude announces "ohhh I need a piss", takes the stance, pulls it out of his soccer shorts, and shoots into a bush just next to the car. Not a care in the world to try and hide what he is doing from his colleagues, or me, I'm barely a few metres away, he would have know he could be seen.
Around this intersection, I think it is assumed safe, there's a wooden fence next to the bush with patches of discolour that you know are probably dried out piss stains from the night before, everyone does it this intersection.

Later, dude (also from a soccer club) leaves the pub, crosses the road to his car, but before getting in, I can see him in the shadows standing up against the adjacent retaining wall. Walking past after he gets in the car and drives off, of course there's a wet mark on the retaining wall and pee running running down the path.

Dudes could have used the facilities at the pub, but I guess it's just more enjoyable to pee outside. Soccer dudes are cool
Either that, or we didn't think about it and suddenly realised upon getting to our car that we best not try and carry this home