Lads Pissing

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I don't quite understand this one. It's in Dutch.

Mod note: Sorry, but it's a school setting with school students. We cannot risk this.

greatwater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2017, 16:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?LINK REMOVED

I don't quite understand this one. It's in Dutch.

It looks like he was cutting off the flow in between having to piss in the toilets, which is hard to especially when the bladder is really full.

Skikid2010 wrote: ↑11 Nov 2017, 20:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EBEEGWxBdU

No doubt a common event, especially with those that haven't had a lot of experience with alcohol. Certainly embarrassing when it happens in someone else's bed.

greatwater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2017, 16:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDAStAvkagQ

A Dutch biker showed a TV presenter how he dealt with his need to pee

Yes, that TV presenter seems extremely interested in how Bauke and his bike racing colleagues deal with all the fluids they take in. Bauke mentions at one point that he heard of a biking racer who would take in 4 kilos of fluid before going out.

When the presenter is in the car and preparing to catch up with Bauke on his bike, he says he wants Bauke to demonstrate peeing while on the bike (which he later does) and - this is the part I like - mentions the possibility of possibly having to give Bauke a "helping hand". There's some discussion about the possiblity of accidently spraying your team mates with piss while you're doing it, which, we're told, does happen sometimes.

An entertaining clip for those who can follow what's being said. Thanks for sharing it.

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https://twitter.com/yuume1104/status/908955197962993665

googlism2008 wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 19:41 おもらし
https://twitter.com/yuume1104/status/908955197962993665

This is an intriguing one, but I don't understand any of the language. Does what's said or written shed any more light? After stumbling down that slope we see the guy examining his groin area, evidently checking that there's nothing showing! But is isn't at all clear why he charged down there in the first place, and he certainly doesn't pee by the trees if that was his intention.

Brian wrote: ↑20 Nov 2017, 11:35

googlism2008 wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 19:41 おもらし
https://twitter.com/yuume1104/status/908955197962993665

This is an intriguing one, but I don't understand any of the language. Does what's said or written shed any more light? After stumbling down that slope we see the guy examining his groin area, evidently checking that there's nothing showing! But is isn't at all clear why he charged down there in the first place, and he certainly doesn't pee by the trees if that was his intention.

I can't help with the Japanese here.

It is obvious that he intended to slide down the slope on a board (00:01), but there was too much friction between the board and the grass, so the board didn't move. So he (a) unexpectedly continued down the slope due to momentum and gravity, and (b) most likely almost tripped on a hidden pipe on the way down (which he lifted up at 00:30). I suppose the combination of (a) and (b) must have give him quite a bit of shock, sufficient for him to momentarily lose control of his bladder.

Thanks googlism. Sorry for my slowness. It's so obvious when you explain it like that, but I honestly didn't get it before. I thought he was originally dashing down the slope because he had a pee-emergency. Well, in fact he did have, but he hadn't taken that sufficiently into account, or he wouldn't have messed about trying to go down there on the board.