Lads Pissing

Stopping your car in a active motorway lane is not a good idea, but is that a wet spot I spy?

https://old.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/c ... y_bladder/

When someone important is speaking and either doesn't realize or doesn't care that you need to go.

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cdawg wrote: ↑16 Dec 2021, 02:41 Stopping your car in a active motorway lane is not a good idea, but is that a wet spot I spy?

https://old.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/c ... y_bladder/

Definitely a wet spot yes. And what an unbelievably dangerous thing to do! I can only imagine that the fact that he'd started to wet himself completely wiped out all road-sense from his brain. I've never seen anything like that before!

When someone important is speaking and either doesn't realize or doesn't care that you need to go.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ecareyo/stat ... 3424550915

And this is just brilliant. His facial expressions are just amazing. As are his desperate attempts to voice his need ("I need to go to the ba...", "I have to...", "I have to pee..") while she's just going on and on and on. Another absolutely brilliant find.

Seriously, those two are both fantastic finds.

cdawg wrote: ↑16 Dec 2021, 02:41 Stopping your car in a active motorway lane is not a good idea, but is that a wet spot I spy?

https://old.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/c ... y_bladder/

When someone important is speaking and either doesn't realize or doesn't care that you need to go.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ecareyo/stat ... 3424550915

Re the first one: That fellow picked a pretty dangerous place to stop, but it's obvious that he had already leaked a spurt in his pants and was more concerned about that than safety.

Re the second one: How many of you have been on your way to the toilet for an urgent pee and have been delayed by someone who had a lengthy question or comment to deliver? I can recall such incidents when I was working in an office.

Keith wrote: ↑17 Dec 2021, 15:00 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8cVP6DX/

I can relate to this one. Getting out of the car and with the prospect of a toilet so close, those two triggers escalated the urgency! A great (and obviously genuine) example of the desperation dance!

https://vimeo.com/570880657

this guy had his bladder swollen so big he could not stand up straight. I wonder what they were drinking and how much?? why do people throw bottles out of the van? why cant the one guy sitting in the back? on other sites seen ads for the classic station wagons with rear-facing seats in the very back and those were just fine. and the talk radio show host talked about kids laying on the shelf in the back window of the car and they were just fine.

cutsleeve wrote: ↑21 Dec 2021, 23:34 https://vimeo.com/570880657

this guy had his bladder swollen so big he could not stand up straight. I wonder what they were drinking and how much?? why do people throw bottles out of the van? why cant the one guy sitting in the back? on other sites seen ads for the classic station wagons with rear-facing seats in the very back and those were just fine. and the talk radio show host talked about kids laying on the shelf in the back window of the car and they were just fine.

The fellow at the beginning may have been hamming it up, but I guess they all had to pee pretty bad. Typical of the age, drinking without any thought of where they would pee it out. I guess they thought they could just hold it.
I imagine that in Australia, like most countries, there are laws regarding the capacity of a vehicle and what constitutes a legal seat. There are station wagons with legal rear-facing seats, but despite what your talk show host said, I'm sure that someone lying on the back shelf of a car isn't legal. In this video, the fellow sitting in the back surely wasn't in a legal seat!

Yes, I'm pretty sure that the guy at the back wasn't legally seated, as Fred said. This also means that the vehicle is illegally overloaded with passengers.

I recall we discussed this video and another similar video, where the narrator used the term "map of Australia on the pants". This is pretty hilarious, especially in our context.

if you have a bladder that gets really big approaching 2 liters or at 2 liters and it reaches its max stretch and is unable to stretch anymore. it sticks out so far that standing up straight makes the abs press down on it a lot more and the pain can be really intense if you stand up straight. that only happens with a large bladder as a small bladder does not stick out so standing up when full does not affect it. he many had been opening the door to piss out the door as they were going down the road. Too bad, they threw the cans out the door. notice it's the same poster as the other car with the driver who is grabbing himself then was taken in for an alcohol test. the talk radio show host is a Vietnam veteran and when he was young kids rode on the back shelf of cars all the time in big families and the police said nothing about it. the guy in the boot looked like he was a lot better at holding than the others and likely had a bigger bladder that stretched more and he did not ask to go piss first before riding in the police car.

if you have a bladder that gets really big approaching 2 liters or at 2 liters and it reaches its max stretch and is unable to stretch anymore. it sticks out so far that standing up straight makes the abs press down on it a lot more and the pain can be really intense if you stand up straight. that only happens with a large bladder as a small bladder does not stick out so standing up when full does not affect it. he many had been opening the door to piss out the door as they were going down the road. Too bad, they threw the cans out the door. notice it's the same poster as the other car with the driver who is grabbing himself then was taken in for an alcohol test. the talk radio show host is a Vietnam veteran and when he was young kids rode on the back shelf of cars all the time in big families and the police said nothing about it. the guy in the boot looked like he was a lot better at holding than the others and likely had a bigger bladder that stretched more and he did not ask to go piss first before riding in the police car.