How Long Non-Omo People Pee
Posted: 11 Jul 2019, 12:37
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How long is your average piss?
I reckon mine is about 20 seconds but I've never timed (or averaged) it.
21 seconds Happy with that
40 seconds maybe
20 seconds sounds about right
The longest piss I've ever heard lasted well over a minute. It was amazing and something I'll remember forever.
I always try to hold it for as long possible. The feeling of an extra long piss is strangely wonderful.
people who are saying more than 20/30 seconds. are you sure?
^i've actually timed myself before. what feels like a minute is only actually 20 seconds. it's disappointing.
just did one
14 seconds.
If you're in the house/at work they tend to be shorter cause you just go whenever you
can. Right guys?
Just nailed an eleven seconder, not including shake off. Medium power. Quite disappointed.
5 - 10 seconds average have hit almost a minute before though, that was incredibly boring
^^in Lonesome Dove McMurtry describes this cowboy waking up and taking fully five minutes to pee...and me thinking, what's this guy have, a 2-foot horse schlong? Heh.
20 seconds or so sounds about right But sometimes they go on forever, like, a minute +, it's ridiculous and annoying. Subthread - Has anyone ever done a wee and had it smell of sugar puffs?
I'm remarkably fast. It's a skill.
i always feel like i piss for a shorter time than anyone else in the public toilets like, oh fuuuu i'm not that manly with a long piss
I woke up in the middle of the night the other week and to avoid waking my housemates by going downstairs pissed into an empty 1 litre Volvic bottle. I almost filled it to the brim. That’s basically a litre of piss!! How the hell does your body store a litre of piss??!?
I timed it earlier 15 seconds I might save it up tomorrow and go for a long one. Will let you know how it goes. EXCITING
(Names and irrelevant comments deleted)
How long is your average piss?
I reckon mine is about 20 seconds but I've never timed (or averaged) it.
21 seconds Happy with that
40 seconds maybe
20 seconds sounds about right
The longest piss I've ever heard lasted well over a minute. It was amazing and something I'll remember forever.
I always try to hold it for as long possible. The feeling of an extra long piss is strangely wonderful.
people who are saying more than 20/30 seconds. are you sure?
^i've actually timed myself before. what feels like a minute is only actually 20 seconds. it's disappointing.
just did one
14 seconds.
If you're in the house/at work they tend to be shorter cause you just go whenever you
can. Right guys?
Just nailed an eleven seconder, not including shake off. Medium power. Quite disappointed.
5 - 10 seconds average have hit almost a minute before though, that was incredibly boring
^^in Lonesome Dove McMurtry describes this cowboy waking up and taking fully five minutes to pee...and me thinking, what's this guy have, a 2-foot horse schlong? Heh.
20 seconds or so sounds about right But sometimes they go on forever, like, a minute +, it's ridiculous and annoying. Subthread - Has anyone ever done a wee and had it smell of sugar puffs?
I'm remarkably fast. It's a skill.
i always feel like i piss for a shorter time than anyone else in the public toilets like, oh fuuuu i'm not that manly with a long piss
I woke up in the middle of the night the other week and to avoid waking my housemates by going downstairs pissed into an empty 1 litre Volvic bottle. I almost filled it to the brim. That’s basically a litre of piss!! How the hell does your body store a litre of piss??!?
I timed it earlier 15 seconds I might save it up tomorrow and go for a long one. Will let you know how it goes. EXCITING