Motorway incident
Posted: 10 Jan 2021, 22:45
Hi, first time poster long time lurker here. I wasn't sure whether to post this in sightings or stories as this is a real life account of something that happened with my friends when I was at uni. As it's technically a sighting I thought I'd post here. It happened about 10 years ago. I have changed the names of the guys involved for obvious reasons. Hope you guys enjoy.
At uni I lived in a house with four other guys and we went out a few times, pretty much every week. Sometimes we would venture to other cities for nights out as we all had mates from home who were at other unis. On this occasion we'd been out on the Friday night and were heading home on the Saturday afternoon. I was in the front passenger seat with my mate Luke driving and three other, Dan, Matt and Sam in the back. The journey should have taken just over three hours. The plan was to stop and get some about two thirds of the way up the motorway.
After about an hour and a half of banter Dan asked if we could stop so he could go for a piss, "Dan needs a piss" shouted Matt, followed by "Piss stop Dan" from Sam.
Luke tutted and said "We're not stopping until the services after the airport as planned." Myself, Matt and Sam all started laughing although I was secretly a little excited.
After another 30 minutes or so of banter Dan piped up again "Come on Luke, services 3 miles, please mate I'm bursting here".
"Dan I've told you when we're stopping, you're 20 years old not a kid. Besides the other services are literally half an hour away."
And so we passed the services, Dan had his arms crossed and looked angry whilst Matt and Sam were in fits of laughter.
About five minutes after we passed the services traffic started to slow and all I could see in the distance was stationary cars.
"I told you to stop but no we have to do things you way Luke as usual" shouted Dan.
"Its not looking good for Dannyboy" laughed Sam.
As I looked over my shoulder I could see that Dan, sat in the middle seat, looked genuinely worried. The car went quiet for what seemed like ages.
"I wonder what the problem is" I asked Luke.
"The problem is I need to piss now" replied Dan before Luke could say "It could just be a backlog of traffic for the airport but I've never seen it this bad before"
"I'm gonna have to get out" said Dan.
"You can't" replied Luke "the traffic could start moving any minute and then what? I cant just pull over, we're in the fast lane, besides you can get done for pulling over on the motorway without good reason."
"Isn't trying to avoid a wet seat a decent enough reason?" asked Matt which made me and Sam giggle with laughter.
"No, I mean as in like a flat tyre or something" said Luke "besides Dan's a big lad I'm sure he can hold on a bit longer."
"I'm not" said Sam "He looks like he's gonna burst any second"
At that point I turned round again to see Dan clutching himself with his right hand, his left hand rubbing his face, the sweat was visible on his forehead.
"Dan are you OK?" asked Sam "Have you done it?"
Dan shook his head as Sam replied "Only it smells like.."
"Its just me I've farted" laughed Luke as he opened the window.
"Phew" replied Sam "I thought he might have had an accident"
"I only need a piss thank God" said Dan.
The car in front started to move very slightly then stopped again.
"Luke I really can't hold on any longer you've gotta pull into the other lane"
"The middle lane is not moving at all Dan so it will take even longer to get to the next junction. As soon as we get to that junction I'll pull over and we can stop at the services just before airport. You just hang on in there mate and try not to think about it."
"Try not to think about it! Easy for you to say. Well its your car seat that's gonna need cleaning pal"
"OK OK if you're not gonna make it you're gonna have to go in one of the coke cans" said Matt "You can't piss on Luke's seat mate" said Matt who passed him an empty can of Diet Coke.
"I'm gonna film this for youtube" shouted Sam.
"Sam put your phone away. Don't you think Dan feels humiliated enough without you trying to film him taking a piss said Luke in his usual sensible tone.
Sam put his phone back in his pocket and crossed his arms looking cross.
"How do I even do this?" asked Dan in a frantic tone.
"Either put the can in your shorts or just whip your cock out" replied Matt "we're all lads here it's nothing we've not seen before."
"Yeah I seem to remember you used to whip it out all the time in first year Dan" replied
"Its a bit different when your smashed though" I replied.
I was torn between genuinely feeling sorry for Dan and wanting to see him wet his pants which at the time seemed like an entirely plausible scenario.
As the car slowly moved we saw a sign in the distance stating that the next junction was closed due to an accident and that traffic for the airport was being diverted to the next exit.
"That's it I'm gonna have to use that can" said Dan "There's no way I can hold it with all this traffic, I'm gonna wet myself if I don't do something"
"Dan's gonna piss his pants" screamed Sam in fits of laughter
"Sam this really isn't funny" replied Matt in an unusually serious tone.
"Please don't get my seat wet mate" shouted a worried Luke from the driver's seat "Just do what you gotta do".
"Dan just go in the can before you pee your pants" said Matt in a reassuring tone.
"I know it's not ideal but it'd better than wet shorts Dan" I shouted whilst at the same time imagining just that exact scenario.
"All this talk of pissing is making me need a piss. I might need an empty can myself soon" said Sam.
"Not you as well" replied Luke "It's like driving a bunch of children."
"Right I can't hold on any longer" said Luke who sounded like he was almost about to cry "I cant tell if it's just sweat or piss but my boxers are damp. Can you look away while I'm doing it lads?"
I turned round for one more look at Luke, there was no sign he'd started to wet himself but he was wearing navy blue Nike football shorts which wouldn't really have shown it anyway. If only he'd been wearing grey joggers like Sam sat next to him they might have shown something.
Out of the corner of my eye I could see in the rear view mirror that Dan had put the can into his loose blue shorts then came the sound of the piss hitting the can.
"Its full get me another one" said Dan frantically
I passed him my almost empty can before I had chance to finish it.
"Matt take the can" asked Dan
"I'm not touching your can of warm piss mate" replied Matt
"Matt take the can if I put it down it goes everywhere and I'm not done said Dan angrily
Matt begrudgingly took the can off him.
"Eugh its warm. Warm piss. Thanks Dan. Thanks a lot."
Dan snatched the empty can out of my hand and put it down his shorts again.
As Dan finished his piss he shouted "Relief"
"Thank God for that" said Sam "lets hope I don't need to use one too I'm pretty desperate now too."
"Your seat might have escaped unscathed Luke but that's more than I can say for my boxers."
I turned round to see Dan lifting up his shorts inspecting his underwear as Matt and Sam roared with laughter.
"Might have to put my jeans on when we finally get to the services" said Dan "Oh and change my boxers, I'll have to put last night's ones on"
Eventually we arrived at the services as planned. Sam ran as quickly as he could disappearing into the building whilst Dan opened the boot and grabbed his backpack which contained his clothes from the previous night. By this point we all needed a piss so the rest of us headed into the toilets. Sam was already at one of the urinals taking a much needed piss and began to laugh as Dan entered.
"Good job we had them empty cans Dan or your shorts would've taken a right soaking" he said giggling.
"He didn't completely escape" said Luke in an unusually jovial tone "I think his undies might take a while to dry"
At uni I lived in a house with four other guys and we went out a few times, pretty much every week. Sometimes we would venture to other cities for nights out as we all had mates from home who were at other unis. On this occasion we'd been out on the Friday night and were heading home on the Saturday afternoon. I was in the front passenger seat with my mate Luke driving and three other, Dan, Matt and Sam in the back. The journey should have taken just over three hours. The plan was to stop and get some about two thirds of the way up the motorway.
After about an hour and a half of banter Dan asked if we could stop so he could go for a piss, "Dan needs a piss" shouted Matt, followed by "Piss stop Dan" from Sam.
Luke tutted and said "We're not stopping until the services after the airport as planned." Myself, Matt and Sam all started laughing although I was secretly a little excited.
After another 30 minutes or so of banter Dan piped up again "Come on Luke, services 3 miles, please mate I'm bursting here".
"Dan I've told you when we're stopping, you're 20 years old not a kid. Besides the other services are literally half an hour away."
And so we passed the services, Dan had his arms crossed and looked angry whilst Matt and Sam were in fits of laughter.
About five minutes after we passed the services traffic started to slow and all I could see in the distance was stationary cars.
"I told you to stop but no we have to do things you way Luke as usual" shouted Dan.
"Its not looking good for Dannyboy" laughed Sam.
As I looked over my shoulder I could see that Dan, sat in the middle seat, looked genuinely worried. The car went quiet for what seemed like ages.
"I wonder what the problem is" I asked Luke.
"The problem is I need to piss now" replied Dan before Luke could say "It could just be a backlog of traffic for the airport but I've never seen it this bad before"
"I'm gonna have to get out" said Dan.
"You can't" replied Luke "the traffic could start moving any minute and then what? I cant just pull over, we're in the fast lane, besides you can get done for pulling over on the motorway without good reason."
"Isn't trying to avoid a wet seat a decent enough reason?" asked Matt which made me and Sam giggle with laughter.
"No, I mean as in like a flat tyre or something" said Luke "besides Dan's a big lad I'm sure he can hold on a bit longer."
"I'm not" said Sam "He looks like he's gonna burst any second"
At that point I turned round again to see Dan clutching himself with his right hand, his left hand rubbing his face, the sweat was visible on his forehead.
"Dan are you OK?" asked Sam "Have you done it?"
Dan shook his head as Sam replied "Only it smells like.."
"Its just me I've farted" laughed Luke as he opened the window.
"Phew" replied Sam "I thought he might have had an accident"
"I only need a piss thank God" said Dan.
The car in front started to move very slightly then stopped again.
"Luke I really can't hold on any longer you've gotta pull into the other lane"
"The middle lane is not moving at all Dan so it will take even longer to get to the next junction. As soon as we get to that junction I'll pull over and we can stop at the services just before airport. You just hang on in there mate and try not to think about it."
"Try not to think about it! Easy for you to say. Well its your car seat that's gonna need cleaning pal"
"OK OK if you're not gonna make it you're gonna have to go in one of the coke cans" said Matt "You can't piss on Luke's seat mate" said Matt who passed him an empty can of Diet Coke.
"I'm gonna film this for youtube" shouted Sam.
"Sam put your phone away. Don't you think Dan feels humiliated enough without you trying to film him taking a piss said Luke in his usual sensible tone.
Sam put his phone back in his pocket and crossed his arms looking cross.
"How do I even do this?" asked Dan in a frantic tone.
"Either put the can in your shorts or just whip your cock out" replied Matt "we're all lads here it's nothing we've not seen before."
"Yeah I seem to remember you used to whip it out all the time in first year Dan" replied
"Its a bit different when your smashed though" I replied.
I was torn between genuinely feeling sorry for Dan and wanting to see him wet his pants which at the time seemed like an entirely plausible scenario.
As the car slowly moved we saw a sign in the distance stating that the next junction was closed due to an accident and that traffic for the airport was being diverted to the next exit.
"That's it I'm gonna have to use that can" said Dan "There's no way I can hold it with all this traffic, I'm gonna wet myself if I don't do something"
"Dan's gonna piss his pants" screamed Sam in fits of laughter
"Sam this really isn't funny" replied Matt in an unusually serious tone.
"Please don't get my seat wet mate" shouted a worried Luke from the driver's seat "Just do what you gotta do".
"Dan just go in the can before you pee your pants" said Matt in a reassuring tone.
"I know it's not ideal but it'd better than wet shorts Dan" I shouted whilst at the same time imagining just that exact scenario.
"All this talk of pissing is making me need a piss. I might need an empty can myself soon" said Sam.
"Not you as well" replied Luke "It's like driving a bunch of children."
"Right I can't hold on any longer" said Luke who sounded like he was almost about to cry "I cant tell if it's just sweat or piss but my boxers are damp. Can you look away while I'm doing it lads?"
I turned round for one more look at Luke, there was no sign he'd started to wet himself but he was wearing navy blue Nike football shorts which wouldn't really have shown it anyway. If only he'd been wearing grey joggers like Sam sat next to him they might have shown something.
Out of the corner of my eye I could see in the rear view mirror that Dan had put the can into his loose blue shorts then came the sound of the piss hitting the can.
"Its full get me another one" said Dan frantically
I passed him my almost empty can before I had chance to finish it.
"Matt take the can" asked Dan
"I'm not touching your can of warm piss mate" replied Matt
"Matt take the can if I put it down it goes everywhere and I'm not done said Dan angrily
Matt begrudgingly took the can off him.
"Eugh its warm. Warm piss. Thanks Dan. Thanks a lot."
Dan snatched the empty can out of my hand and put it down his shorts again.
As Dan finished his piss he shouted "Relief"
"Thank God for that" said Sam "lets hope I don't need to use one too I'm pretty desperate now too."
"Your seat might have escaped unscathed Luke but that's more than I can say for my boxers."
I turned round to see Dan lifting up his shorts inspecting his underwear as Matt and Sam roared with laughter.
"Might have to put my jeans on when we finally get to the services" said Dan "Oh and change my boxers, I'll have to put last night's ones on"
Eventually we arrived at the services as planned. Sam ran as quickly as he could disappearing into the building whilst Dan opened the boot and grabbed his backpack which contained his clothes from the previous night. By this point we all needed a piss so the rest of us headed into the toilets. Sam was already at one of the urinals taking a much needed piss and began to laugh as Dan entered.
"Good job we had them empty cans Dan or your shorts would've taken a right soaking" he said giggling.
"He didn't completely escape" said Luke in an unusually jovial tone "I think his undies might take a while to dry"