I can probably visualise exactly how it happened. Slumped in his seat having downed several pints beforehand in the concourse, when suddenly his need became more than an urge and he found himself absolutely desperate as that beer coursed through him. In his drunken condition he decided that he didn’t have the energy to get up and go all the way down to the gents, so in his befuddled state, he just undid his jeans and released himself and was bursting so much that he just started to wee onto the floor in front of his seat. But just as others noticed and realised what he was doing, he lost his grip on his stretched briefs, everything fell back into place, and before he knew it, he was furiously doing it in his pants and wetting himself…
Well, that’s what I reckon, anyway!!
One of the tweets said he was in his late teens or early twenties, and that’s what it looks like in the video clip, so he wouldn’t have been experienced enough to have had to deal with those type of situations too often, hence why it went so badly wrong.
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Lee I think you’re probably right or maybe started to see on the floor but people noticed so he put it back in his pants but then couldn’t stop and continued to wet himself. Either way what a fascinating find!
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I wonder if the guy who wet himself is at the Chelsea game at Wembley today? Bet he won’t be drinking as much!
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I have been going to several football matches since 2009, and I don’t ever recall seeing anyone wet themselves or desperate? I certainly will have to pay extra attention to any sightings