Football Flooding
Posted: 13 May 2021, 15:18
A friend of mine told me about an incident he witnessed at a football match.
It was a freezing cold day and when he went to use the toilet following a few beers there was quite a queue which was moving quite slowly. It seemed that the cold weather was adding to the need of men to pee more frequently as well as the effect of the beer.
He was just inside the door in view of the urinals when he got pushed quite hard from behind and a man in his late 40s pushed his way past everyone much to the annoyance of other men waiting for their turn to pee.
The man rushed his way to the middle of the floor between the urinals and right in front of everyone peed himself.
My friend said he was frozen to the spot peeing like fury. He said that when he finally finished there was a massive puddle on the floor.
When he was done he simply walked away not saying anything and left the toilets.
I found this very exciting and have often wondered how the man built up to such a humiliating incident.
Maybe the cold got the better of his bursting bladder .Maybe he misjudged his ability to hold it in. Perhaps he wasn't expecting a queue.Perhaps a case of so near but yet so far?
I tried to think what I would have done if I was in that situation.
I wish I'd been there to witness this event.
It was a freezing cold day and when he went to use the toilet following a few beers there was quite a queue which was moving quite slowly. It seemed that the cold weather was adding to the need of men to pee more frequently as well as the effect of the beer.
He was just inside the door in view of the urinals when he got pushed quite hard from behind and a man in his late 40s pushed his way past everyone much to the annoyance of other men waiting for their turn to pee.
The man rushed his way to the middle of the floor between the urinals and right in front of everyone peed himself.
My friend said he was frozen to the spot peeing like fury. He said that when he finally finished there was a massive puddle on the floor.
When he was done he simply walked away not saying anything and left the toilets.
I found this very exciting and have often wondered how the man built up to such a humiliating incident.
Maybe the cold got the better of his bursting bladder .Maybe he misjudged his ability to hold it in. Perhaps he wasn't expecting a queue.Perhaps a case of so near but yet so far?
I tried to think what I would have done if I was in that situation.
I wish I'd been there to witness this event.