Sightings this week
Posted: 05 Feb 2022, 18:15
I was at a motorway service station this week. The stop was on route to a football match about 30 miles away- where the team were traveling from some distance away.
I can honestly say that I saw some of the best sights I have seen for years!!
Whilst I was there, numerous small coaches, cars and minibuses arrived, all containing, young men who had clearly been drinking heavily on the way! Also the approaching traffic had been stop start for about 10 miles !
Here are a few observations:
People getting out of vehicles and heading towards the toilets with their belts already undone, presumably to take the pressure off their bulging bladders!
A whole coach load of guys, heading over to the trees next to the parking area and just peeing in full view of everybody
People dumping 4 litre milk containers that had been reused on board
People sprinting all the way from vehicles until they were inside the toilets
Somebody literally hobbling across the car park clutching himself through his grey trackies
Somebody speed walking into the toilet, with his jeans already undone, so that anyone could see his grey underwear
Overhead one person say, “they had been bursting for an hour” and somebody else say “this is the longest I have ever pissed for and my bladder is still aching”
The only thing I didn’t see was somebody who hadn’t made it to the toilet in time- sadly
I can honestly say that I saw some of the best sights I have seen for years!!
Whilst I was there, numerous small coaches, cars and minibuses arrived, all containing, young men who had clearly been drinking heavily on the way! Also the approaching traffic had been stop start for about 10 miles !
Here are a few observations:
People getting out of vehicles and heading towards the toilets with their belts already undone, presumably to take the pressure off their bulging bladders!
A whole coach load of guys, heading over to the trees next to the parking area and just peeing in full view of everybody
People dumping 4 litre milk containers that had been reused on board
People sprinting all the way from vehicles until they were inside the toilets
Somebody literally hobbling across the car park clutching himself through his grey trackies
Somebody speed walking into the toilet, with his jeans already undone, so that anyone could see his grey underwear
Overhead one person say, “they had been bursting for an hour” and somebody else say “this is the longest I have ever pissed for and my bladder is still aching”
The only thing I didn’t see was somebody who hadn’t made it to the toilet in time- sadly