Lads Pissing

Lee wrote: ↑11 Jan 2023, 10:33 I just think Danny is hopeless at planning or listening or considering the consequences of his actions. He’ll knock back a couple of pints of beer without even thinking about what he is about to embark on … the exam, a tube journey, an airline flight, a taxi, a wedding ceremony, or even getting into a hotel bed after filling his bladder!

Most lads of his age would at the very least be cautious about their alcohol intake before any of the above events, where a toilet isn’t going to be available or access to one might be tricky. But it never seems to cross Danny’s mind, despite his previous failures to get through the event without embarrassment.

He is very aware that when he wees for the first time after a large volume of alcohol, he is one of those (many) unfortunate people who quickly needs to ‘go’ again, and that has been the cause of his accidents on almost every occasion. As his girlfriend Dawn once sighed at him, ‘Danny, will you ever learn?’

It seems not yet!

At least this time, Dawn isn’t faced with washing her boyfriend’s wet clothing in the aftermath of an accident - that’s for his mate Jay to handle this time. What’s the betting that Danny leaves various sodden items strewn all over the floor of the flat for his pal to have to collect up and deal with!!

Fred wrote: ↑11 Jan 2023, 09:27

Wombat48 wrote: ↑11 Jan 2023, 06:40 Another great one!! Can't decide whether Danny has a really small bladder or maybe a condition like overactive bladder? Maybe he should see the doc??

Wombat, compared to you his bladder may seem small, but if someone with only an average one (500-600 mL) is well hydrated and then drinks two pints of beer, he's not going to be able to hold it for two or three hours!