stuck in formation
Posted: 03 Feb 2018, 13:54
Lining up for US Presidential Innauguration in 2009.
https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comments/ ... a/cg2yhzb/
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Ok so I am a bit drunk so I feel fine posting this, although I will probably regret it tomorrow.
I got the opportunity to work the 2008 presidential inauguration. Regardless of your politics, it is still really cool to do, plus I got to flirt with a Air Force chick a bunch, and young(er) me got a kick out of that.
Just finished the arrival of soon to be sworn in President Obama. We were assigned to line up on Constitution Ave. It was cold as fuck out, and I had long johns underneath my blues. Had to stand there for quite some time. Had to piss badly, but I couldn't leave the line after we were done until we all got back to the buses.
Long(er) story short, I didn't exactly make it all the way to the head on the bus. I got in there and just as I got all of the buttons undone and went for my Seaman Johnson through my long johns, I started to piss myself. That's right, grown man, in the military, pissing himself and NOT while being yelled at by the Gunny. I have a good bladder too (had a large coke during the final LOTR movie, and held it through all 17 endings).
It wasn't a lot, so I didn't have much clean up, but enough to go "fuck me I just pissed myself". However, because it was cold out, the warmth did feel nice. I got to see the whole ceremony from a good spot though and I ultimately enjoyed my day.
Edit: 2009 inauguration, from the 2008 elections.
https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comments/ ... a/cg2yhzb/
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Ok so I am a bit drunk so I feel fine posting this, although I will probably regret it tomorrow.
I got the opportunity to work the 2008 presidential inauguration. Regardless of your politics, it is still really cool to do, plus I got to flirt with a Air Force chick a bunch, and young(er) me got a kick out of that.
Just finished the arrival of soon to be sworn in President Obama. We were assigned to line up on Constitution Ave. It was cold as fuck out, and I had long johns underneath my blues. Had to stand there for quite some time. Had to piss badly, but I couldn't leave the line after we were done until we all got back to the buses.
Long(er) story short, I didn't exactly make it all the way to the head on the bus. I got in there and just as I got all of the buttons undone and went for my Seaman Johnson through my long johns, I started to piss myself. That's right, grown man, in the military, pissing himself and NOT while being yelled at by the Gunny. I have a good bladder too (had a large coke during the final LOTR movie, and held it through all 17 endings).
It wasn't a lot, so I didn't have much clean up, but enough to go "fuck me I just pissed myself". However, because it was cold out, the warmth did feel nice. I got to see the whole ceremony from a good spot though and I ultimately enjoyed my day.
Edit: 2009 inauguration, from the 2008 elections.
