Football fans on a coach
Posted: 12 May 2023, 10:31
This is from a thread on a Leicester City football supporters website. They are talking about toilet stories from matches they have attended. I love this one. Wouldn’t you have liked to have imagined the conversation between these two desperate lads on the coach?
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Two of us roll up at Sheffield station only to find its a rail replacement bus, so we mooch over to Pond Street and get on the coach. Its rammed so end up on the back row with a Chinese female tourist stick between us. Cans are opened, she didn't fancy one. We get about 5 minutes into our journey and are still on the Sheffield Parkway and look at each other realising we need a piss and there is no toilet on the coach!
Really starting to sweat by the point we are crossing the peaks, talk of just committing to the piss and buying new jeans in Manchester. One of us barrels down to the driver to ask him if you would pull over, not a chance. Pain really kicking in now so have to just have to demand he lets us out despite knowing he aint hanging about…
https://www.foxestalk.co.uk/topic/13114 ... /#comments
Two of us roll up at Sheffield station only to find its a rail replacement bus, so we mooch over to Pond Street and get on the coach. Its rammed so end up on the back row with a Chinese female tourist stick between us. Cans are opened, she didn't fancy one. We get about 5 minutes into our journey and are still on the Sheffield Parkway and look at each other realising we need a piss and there is no toilet on the coach!
Really starting to sweat by the point we are crossing the peaks, talk of just committing to the piss and buying new jeans in Manchester. One of us barrels down to the driver to ask him if you would pull over, not a chance. Pain really kicking in now so have to just have to demand he lets us out despite knowing he aint hanging about…