Lads Pissing

I went shopping today, and riding along the footpath on one of those scooters that look as though they once had been a massive skateboard and now they had a motor and handlebars attached, was a bloke late teens early twenties wearing dirty khaki style shorts, whizzing out of his right leg opening as he whizzed by.

That is the first time I've seen anyone on a scooter do that.

I'm sure they do it often, but not necessarily when there's someone to see it. I suppose he thought you wouldn't notice, and even if you did, it's OK, he's a dude.