Overheard and conversations at pubs and bars
Posted: 08 May 2026, 04:23
Was at a pub the other night. Great big stainless steel wall trough. Went for a piss I'd been saving to hose it with.
Just as I was finishing up, 2 dudes enter, step up, unzip, and release.
Accompanied by the rumbling sounds of 2 torrents blasting the stainless steel, one says "Ohhh, it's so good to finally have a piss", the other kind of sighs in agreement, then they continue to banter about other matters.
Intentional or not, men just being men, or the effects of alcohol, for whatever reason. It's apparent he's probably been holding in, is enjoying release, and by announcing his satisfaction in company, assumed at least indifferent about that, at best proud of it.
While this was just the other night, I've overheard a lot of similar pre, mid, or post, big-possibly-deliberately-held-in-beer-piss statements and conversations, and even engaged in some. Pubs and bars produce the best ones. It tells me there's a general enjoyment found in pissing, and maybe even holding, even outside the specific interests of these boards.
Anyone else have any great overheard piss or holding conversations from pub or bar facilities? or even engaged in similar exchanges?
Starting as a new topic to share.
I'll try and share more in time.
Of course the final validation was the 3 great big wet marks left left on the stainless steel evidencing the capacity we had all been at
And I do hope finally having his piss did feel good for him
Just as I was finishing up, 2 dudes enter, step up, unzip, and release.
Accompanied by the rumbling sounds of 2 torrents blasting the stainless steel, one says "Ohhh, it's so good to finally have a piss", the other kind of sighs in agreement, then they continue to banter about other matters.
Intentional or not, men just being men, or the effects of alcohol, for whatever reason. It's apparent he's probably been holding in, is enjoying release, and by announcing his satisfaction in company, assumed at least indifferent about that, at best proud of it.
While this was just the other night, I've overheard a lot of similar pre, mid, or post, big-possibly-deliberately-held-in-beer-piss statements and conversations, and even engaged in some. Pubs and bars produce the best ones. It tells me there's a general enjoyment found in pissing, and maybe even holding, even outside the specific interests of these boards.
Anyone else have any great overheard piss or holding conversations from pub or bar facilities? or even engaged in similar exchanges?
Starting as a new topic to share.
I'll try and share more in time.
Of course the final validation was the 3 great big wet marks left left on the stainless steel evidencing the capacity we had all been at
And I do hope finally having his piss did feel good for him