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Adjacent to "Overheard and conversations at pubs and bars", I think this thread is mostly just lads being lads. The question has prompted some shameless boasting about some great pisses, how good they felt, probably full of beer, and after some good holds.
Quotes: "I've had some pisses that have felt better than some orgasms I reckon. Pure esctasy. You literally get tingles running up and down your body"
"Same. Particularly when drunk. Don't break the seal... hold it for as long as you can. But when you go it's a full body orgasm."
..well, what a great instruction
It's the same as the the pub conversations. Lads just being lads, will hold and enjoy release.
Footy fans are cool
The best comments are copied below:
Nothing can beat the sheer relief and ecstacy of that piss.
I pee'd instead. And it was ecstasy.
Busting when you need to take a piss and then going feels amazing.
with a piss, it's just pure pleasure.
Sometimes I can't help but smile when I'm unleashing a long awaited piss.
a long awaited piss feels better
Pissing after you've being busting is bliss
When you really need to go, the velocity and cleaning power you can achieve with a well aimed piss is hard to top. High pressure cleaning.
But nothing can beat the feeling of seeing a toilet and unzipping after hours of feeling like you were going to burst.
Gotta go with piss on this one. The relief is magnificent.
the feeling of letting a piss go after a few hours of waiting is far superior.
I've had some pisses that have felt better than some orgasms I reckon. Pure esctasy. You literally get tingles running up and down your body
Same. Particularly when drunk. Don't break the seal... hold it for as long as you can. But when you go it's a full body orgasm.
Those ones where you've drunk so much liquid and are so desperate for a piss, that when you finally go it comes out completely water-clear and goes on for like 5 minutes....
Nothing beats that relief....
by the time I got to my station, I was busting and then some. Galloped off the train, out through the station exit, found the nearest tree and just unleashed...accompanied by very loud and orgasmic sounds of drunken relief. I think I woke up half of Coburg that night.
It was only the next morning, through the haze of my headache, that I realised about twenty others had got off the train with me and were forced to be spectators to my giant pissing exhibition- orgasmic groans included.
I nearly blew the urinal apart and I had tears of joy in my eyes from the relief.
I nearly knocked over a fence with my stream of piss it was that strong. It was like one of those water cannons they use to sort out the hooligans at the soccer world cup.
sometimes its a piss for me. particularly when mid piss (say after lunch) i realise i havent pissed since waking. usually i smile a bit.
anyone else have tears of joy when releasing after lengthy hold in time?
That's not to say that the epic hold on of a drunk piss...isn't also a great feeling. Had one of my greatest pisses under the bridge at Etihad just before a Sirens session. Those were the days
I'd have to go the held-in piss / the piss is something you can luxuriate over.
I'd say a long awaited piss is better when performing the act, as it's pure relief
I was busting so badly to take a leak when I got to work today, I actually cracked the ceramic with the sheer force.
Like a boss.