To be fair, even in a liveried vehicle, unless I'm under supervision, double manned or with a trainee, I wouldn't speed if I was that desperate. Solo, I'd find a layby and be discreet. With a passenger I'd be even more discreet or use actual services.
Even in countries like the USA where public urination is illegal there are plenty of places to go, you just have to be creative. Then there is the option to just 'let go'.
There was a pornhub video I watched some time ago of a guy driving home in his mustang litterally holding on, pretty awesome really but he made it to the driveway and litterally exploded lol.
For those that don't know, I drive a lorry delivering to fast food restuarants and Brian is also trained to the high standard that I am as well
