Holiday Desperation

[Fred]

In the US, we have Thanksgiving on Thursday, and Christmas comes a month later. They are holidays for family gatherings at someone's home, in some cases 15 or 20 people, and often just one bathroom. There's often drinking involved, and in the US, there are afternoon football games on TV that seem to attract the beer drinking males. Over the years I've noted those in particular. The older men know that they can't hold their pee like they used to and generally drink less, but the younger ones may be engrossed in the game and put off peeing until they're desperate - only to find that Aunt Millie will need to spend extra time dealing with her irritable colon. I've never seen actual wet pants, but I've noticed some close calls! (BTW, there's always a non-drinking designated driver in the group.)

[Brian]

[...] (BTW, there's always a non-drinking designated driver in the group.)

That person has a task that no doubt shows whether or not they're prepared to stop the car when one of the guys announces he has a piss-related emergency!