Yesterday I ordered a new bookshelf-sized stereo from Amazon, and according to the tracking info it was handed over for delivery at 5:30AM from a warehouse in another state 80 miles away. It arrived here at 2:00PM! The young man was very pleasant (if also tired-looking), and he agreed that his GPS wasn't very accurate in finding me 'way out in the woods! It being a warm afternoon I asked him if he wanted a cold Mountain Dew. He accepted, but then added, "What I need more is a bathroom." I pointed, he went in, and he peed strongly for 45 seconds. (Yes, I timed him. )
"Not easy to find a public rest room around here." I remarked. He grinned and said he was glad he had a good bladder. That's as far as I dared to pursue that subject. But now I have some good fantasy material.