Boston Marathon

[Fred]

The Boston, Massachusetts Marathon runs today with 30,000 participants. It begins in a town that isn't that large, and since the runners will be well hydrated and will want to pee just before they begin, I can't imagine how they will all be accommodated. And there will be thousands of spectators there and along the whole route. If I lived there I might build a public urinal for the men in my back yard….

[Sam69]

Fred ... Build a urinal for the men? I can imagine the one you would build. It would begin with the sign that says men's toilet this way. There would be a little distance to run to get to the said toilets. After running a little distance they would realize that they have been routed back to the main marathon run.

By that time they will have relaxed a bit. When they realize that the men's toilet is in effect a mirage, they will be just in front of us when they get relief. Blessed relief in their pants forming a nice trickle down both legs. I said us because there is no way you are going to get to do this unless I can be there to help, of course.

My intentions are very noble. If you are in doubt. Just ask. I will be glad to verify that all my intentions are noble. Always.