Oldest Desperation Sighting?

[Wombat48]

Just wondered what's everyone's oldest desperation Sighting is? I have 2, both from 1992 for some reason!!!

[bodgyuk]

My oldest sighting is one that I can't write about here (quite some years before 1992), suffice to say I was much younger than now and the 'desperado' would have been about three to four years older than me. It occurred at Circular Quay train station in Sydney Australia, and was probably the catalyst for my interest in this subject. Desperado had obviously been out with a group of friends, I assume his girlfriend had wandered off somewhere and he was talking to a remaining mate.

I would have stayed and watched events unfold, except he saw me staring at him, and I was not in a position to stay and watch.

[Brian]

Wish I could talk about it. But those site rules of ours, as bodgyuk also rightly hints at ... ugh!

I do remember my fellow college students getting desperate in meetings and lectures sometimes. They were all 18-20 years old. I could often tell - I knew the signs to look out for!

[Fred]

In my college days - which is the youngest age group that we can discuss here - it was common for students to come blundering in to an early class with a large container of coffee, and at the end of the class they'd make a hurried trip to the men's room. I wasn't a party animal, but I attended a few, and I witnessed several incidents of desperate outdoor peeing.

[Def123]

Late 90’s for me, on an organised trip to go to a nightclub in a nearby town. It was an hour away and of course there was pre-drinking and then more drinking on the bus.

After 20 minutes or so, nearly everyone needed a piss but one guy in particular was absolutely desperate, he was stood up clutching himself, jiggling around. Eventually someone asked the bus driver to stop which he did, frantic guy was waiting at the door for the bus to stop and was straight out as the door was opening. He got out the door and basically turned to the left and started pissing, was still going as we all piled past with everyone taking the piss out of him. I’d say ‘poor guy’ but he was absolute huge.

[Lee]

Here's one of mine. I can't recall when exactly it was but I know I was travelling with my parents to, I think, my cousin's graduation ceremony. She's four years older than me, so I guess I'd have been about 18/19. We were on a tube train in London and sitting opposite us was a small group of people, from memory one guy and two females. I think they were Australian or New Zealanders and I remember that the guy was wearing what would have been called at the time, a cowboy hat!

I think I must have only noticed quite late that he was absolutely desperate to go to the toilet and I can remember seeing him sitting really awkwardly right on the edge of his seat and his face suggested he was not only in pain but in a real state of panic too. I guess he was in his thirties and I remember that he was well-tanned with a 'worn' face and a beard, although it would be described now as designer stubble.

Anyway, he was clearly bursting to go and I felt a bit embarrassed as I was with my parents, who must obviously have noticed too, and maybe even spotted it before I did, although nothing was said.

As we pulled into whatever station we were getting off at, they also got up and I saw the Aussie guy struggling to stand up and then starting to hobble towards the doors. Hex wasn't holding himself or anything like that but just moving very uncomfortably and all of a sudden, I saw a small wet spot appear on the crotch of his jeans. I can remember that it was only the size of a very small coin, but it glistened and then a second or so later, it noticeably glistened again, suggesting a couple of large and damaging spurts.

I was hugely embarrassed at the time and he hobbled away in front of us, with his two female companions, so we could only see the back of them. Whether my parents or anyone else had witnessed it, I have no idea.

When we got to the station exit, incredibly all three of them were climbing into a black taxi cab and it drove off. I can remember that as he was getting in, his cowboy hat was on the back of his neck, presumably still attached by the drawstring under his chin.

I never mentioned the incident and nor did my parents so either they didn't really notice or it was regarded as one of those unspeakable incidents! Who knows?

But I often wonder a) what happened in that taxi? b) what possessed him to get into the taxi? c) whether his jeans were any wetter by the time he got in?

Maybe they simply wanted to get themselves, or him, out of public sight if he was 'doing it'?

I guess, being an underground tube station, there wouldn't have been any public toilets?

It's a fascinating one, for sure.

Anyway, that's one of my early sightings.

[Aquarius]

I will also share my oldest sighting, starting from when I was 18 and older...It would have to be with a friend of mine when we were both at university. It's a brilliant account actually, which I was planning to share anyway.
It was this time of year, beginning of December, and we went to some christmas market in the city where we were studying. It was on the marketplace, so lots of bars around, but of course they all charged money to have a pee. We were young, and perpetually broke back then, so we didn't want to spend our drinking money on pissing
After we'd been there for two hours, talking to another friend of ours we'd met there, I was dying for a pee and decided to just pay for it, because I sensed that if I waited any longer, I'd have to start holding myself openly. I told my friend I was going to the toilet, and he said he wasn't going to pay for that and would hold it. I went anyway, and felt really relieved. After another half an hour, my friend anounced he wanted to head home (well, to our students' rooms at least). We'd been sitting on stools at a stall that sold warm wine. We'd drunk a few and we were both slightly drunk. I was glad I had gone for a piss, I was actually having to go again already, but not desperately yet. As we stood up and said goodbye to the other guy, I noticed just how desperate my friend was. I'd not seen this when we were sitting down and was already amazed at how he wasn't showing any signs of desperation yet after all we'd drunk, but apparently I just hadn't noticed what was happening under the table.
He shook the hand of our buddy and bent over a bit, then quickly got up and started tapping his feet against each other. He said that he was sorry to have to go, but he really had to pee. Oh how lucky I was, having to walk home with him
The walk was more like a run actually, he was walking really quickly and had to grab his crotch regularly. He said he was sorry but he'd have to hurry home to make it. It was a feast for my eyes, seeing him grab himself like that! He also repeated a few times how badly he had to piss.
The walk back to our rooms was through streets that were quiet and almost deserted, but not completely deserted and also well-lit. That's probably the reason he didn't want to pee in the street.
But then, when we had a few more streets to go, he suddenly stopped and said 'I can't hold it anymore'. He sounded a bit panicky. And then, right in front of my eyes, he turned towards the wall we were walking next to, whipped it out and blasted out a torrent of piss.
The best part is that I saw, when he whipped it out, that the stream had already started. He was going in his pants already!
Of course I turned away at that point; it would have been weird just to keep on watching.
But it's a sight I'll never forget!

[Wombat48]

Late 90’s for me, on an organised trip to go to a nightclub in a nearby town. It was an hour away and of course there was pre-drinking and then more drinking on the bus.

After 20 minutes or so, nearly everyone needed a piss but one guy in particular was absolutely desperate, he was stood up clutching himself, jiggling around. Eventually someone asked the bus driver to stop which he did, frantic guy was waiting at the door for the bus to stop and was straight out as the door was opening. He got out the door and basically turned to the left and started pissing, was still going as we all piled past with everyone taking the piss out of him. I’d say ‘poor guy’ but he was absolute huge.

When u say huge????

[Brian]

All these accounts are just mind blowing!

@Lee Do you think the guy in the cowboy hat had found somewhere to do what hadn't already gone in his pants before they all piled into that taxi? Or do you think he'd pissed it all in his pants? Or did he get into the taxi still bursting? Any clue at all from what you saw?

@Aquarius That was an interesting friend you had there! Preferring to hold on and end up getting seriously desperate rather than pay to pee!!? Did you notice if there was any visible wetness on his clothes after he finally had to do it against the wall and you'd seen that he'd already started?

[Aquarius]

@Aquarius That was an interesting friend you had there! Preferring to hold on and end up getting seriously desperate rather than pay to pee!!? Did you notice if there was any visible wetness on his clothes after he finally had to do it against the wall and you'd seen that he'd already started?

I couldn't really stare at his crotch afterwards, Brian, but I did think I saw some wetness. But I can tell you two more stories about this friend, one of which ended in wetness... He tended to overstretch his bladder on more than one occasion...Will tell about him shortly!