Oldest Desperation Sighting?

[Lee]

All these accounts are just mind blowing!

@Lee Do you think the guy in the cowboy hat had found somewhere to do what hadn't already gone in his pants before they all piled into that taxi? Or do you think he'd pissed it all in his pants? Or did he get into the taxi still bursting? Any clue at all from what you saw?

It's an interesting one and it was quite a time back but I honestly don't know. There wasn't any realistic way he could have found somewhere, a corner or something like that, to do it as we were only a very short distance behind them and so they must have walked straight to the taxi rank. We couldn't see his front so whether the tiny shimmering wet spot had increased, I have no idea but you'd have to have thought so, wouldn't you?

Did he do it in his pants in the taxi? I'd say there's a very high chance he did. But why did he get into a taxi in the first place? As I suggested, maybe it just removed him from public view?

[Wombat48]

I asked the original question but forgot to post mine..
1992 I was in my early twenties driving down to Decon to see my family from London

Stopped at Gordano Service Station in Somerset, for anyone that doesn't know it there is one service area for both directions on the motorway on a roundabout off an exit, gets very busy when traffic snarls up which it frequently does on this section

It was Friday afternoon and the traffic had been crawling in both directions, I had been sat in slow moving traffic for over an hour

I had parked my car and was walking to the main building to go for a fairly urgent wee, when this handsome guy literally sprinted past me..
Well I wasn't going to miss out on this and followed as fast as I could, i remember him getting inside the building and frantically trying to get through the crowds to the men's toilets, where he proceeded to do a long piss with loads of panting and sighing

However the best bit was when one of his mates came in and stood next to him and he said to him: "Just"
Praumabely meaning he just got there in time? Have always wondered whether this was a bit of matey banter, as presumably he had been saying in the car how desperate he was or whether he literally meant he was starting to piss his pants as he got to the urinal?
I can even remember seeing his underwear as he finished up..white calvins

Not sure why I have remembered this so clearly all these years but when very occasionally I stop there now I always hope to see something as good again!!!

[Brian]

He was lucky there he didn't encounter a queue for the men's toilets! That area, and the busy congested M5, are familiar to me, having once lived in Bristol and revisited the area on occasions since then. I remember clearly an occasion when I had to stand in a queue to pee at the Sedgemoor services a bit further down towards Devon, so I expect that sometimes happens at Easton-in-Gordano too. From your description it doesn't sound as if he could have stood waiting in a queue, does it? And it certainly sounds as if he got very desperate in the car with his friends on that congested crawl! Very nice sighting.

[Wombat48]

Yeah this was in the winter, but gets mad around there in the summer on Saturdays and bank holiday weekend
I have a friend that started to wet his pants I a queue for the urinals at Sedgemoor services!

[Brian]

That's interesting! Were you with him at the time in that queue at Sedgemore? How did you know he started to wet himself?

[Fred]

Some of the service areas on the US Interstate highways have minimal rest room facilities, and it seems that some of them are frequently under renovation or repair. On a busy day there can be queues, which would not be helpful for someone who has been fighting to hold his bladder for the last 50 miles.

[Wombat48]

That's interesting! Were you with him at the time in that queue at Sedgemore? How did you know he started to wet himself?

No he told me about it!!

[bearshel]

Here's one of mine. I can't recall when exactly it was but I know I was travelling with my parents to, I think, my cousin's graduation ceremony. She's four years older than me, so I guess I'd have been about 18/19. We were on a tube train in London and sitting opposite us was a small group of people, from memory one guy and two females. I think they were Australian or New Zealanders and I remember that the guy was wearing what would have been called at the time, a cowboy hat!

I think I must have only noticed quite late that he was absolutely desperate to go to the toilet and I can remember seeing him sitting really awkwardly right on the edge of his seat and his face suggested he was not only in pain but in a real state of panic too. I guess he was in his thirties and I remember that he was well-tanned with a 'worn' face and a beard, although it would be described now as designer stubble.

Anyway, he was clearly bursting to go and I felt a bit embarrassed as I was with my parents, who must obviously have noticed too, and maybe even spotted it before I did, although nothing was said.

As we pulled into whatever station we were getting off at, they also got up and I saw the Aussie guy struggling to stand up and then starting to hobble towards the doors. Hex wasn't holding himself or anything like that but just moving very uncomfortably and all of a sudden, I saw a small wet spot appear on the crotch of his jeans. I can remember that it was only the size of a very small coin, but it glistened and then a second or so later, it noticeably glistened again, suggesting a couple of large and damaging spurts.

I was hugely embarrassed at the time and he hobbled away in front of us, with his two female companions, so we could only see the back of them. Whether my parents or anyone else had witnessed it, I have no idea.

When we got to the station exit, incredibly all three of them were climbing into a black taxi cab and it drove off. I can remember that as he was getting in, his cowboy hat was on the back of his neck, presumably still attached by the drawstring under his chin.

I never mentioned the incident and nor did my parents so either they didn't really notice or it was regarded as one of those unspeakable incidents! Who knows?

But I often wonder a) what happened in that taxi? b) what possessed him to get into the taxi? c) whether his jeans were any wetter by the time he got in?

Maybe they simply wanted to get themselves, or him, out of public sight if he was 'doing it'?

I guess, being an underground tube station, there wouldn't have been any public toilets?

It's a fascinating one, for sure.

Anyway, that's one of my early sightings.

What I find most incredible about this story is that he didn't hold himself, even when he started leaking. Surely grabbing himself in public would be less embarrassing than pissing himself in public! After all, guys grab themselves for re-adjustment etc without any qualms -- so i think this guy needed to get his priorities straight lol

[Lee]

It’s a long time ago but I I don’t remember him holding himself. I can certainly remember him struggling to stand upright to walk. As I said, he was literally hobbling.

[bearshel]

As i say, truly remarkable

(I'm sorry i can't add to this topic, but my oldest desperation sighting was at school, which is out of bounds.)